I’m going pretentious with DeflatorMaus.

I don’t know if she goes by Mrs. or Ms., but there is a difference. When students refer to me as Mrs. Cocopop, this is how I school them-

Don’t. I mean, don’t trust Maureen Dowd and this scurrilous piece for a sign of anything. I’m all team Biden and I’d really like to deck Dowd for writing this.

Don’t do it, Joe. Don’t do it. He was meant for the vice-presidency, and I think he’s the best vice-president we’ve ever had, or certainly one of the best. He’s great in a supporting role. He got run over in both 1988 and 2008 and should not let it happen again.

Let Bernie and Hillary handle things.

When is Gordon Ramsay not shirtless? He’s the number one most shirtless celebrity chef by a margin of like 10bn%.

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving…

Truth is, his wrestling achievements aside, the guy will best be remembered for the line “I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all outta bubblegum.”

Mmm, buttascotch, yo

Where else are you going to have a first date when you meet on “Tinder”?

If you knew the Hulk I knew,

you’d know his racist heart.



He’d never want to hurt white fans,

or his family from the start.



If you knew Hulk Hogan,

you would know how hard he fake fought...



and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark

Ernest He-meow-ay?

You can call me Ernest Poppins.

Some people think loyalty trumps moral courage. Some people confuse denial and self-deception with loyalty. So they end up lying to themselves and everyone else and thinking that’s somehow brave.

Looks to me like she’s helping steer the ship.

She’s not the perpetrator, but she sure has been an enabler. I wish there were some proper recourse against her too.

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

I’m assuning she’s related to another crooked asshat judge named Dave Gorcyca, who afflicted our county for 2 terms as County Persecutor.

The mascot was fired by the Marlins but immediately found work on the North Carolina coast.

White people love nothing better than to keep up a narrative of people of color as “other”.

I have about 50 employees, two young managers that mind the day to day customer stuff and two part time assistant managers that back them up. Yes, retail employees can be a pain in the ass, especially the college students. Brown Bottle flu every Saturday morning, etc. But this wouldn’t fly with me.