Yep, now watch him screw it up again!

Thanks. I appreciate the update.

So what’s Howard’s take on perpetual “fan of the show” Donald Trump’s POTUS candidacy?

“Look, just because someone went to the Moon that doesn’t mean they’re not full of shit.”

Immediately below is a list of people that Bernie Sanders is much less-bad than:

You should ask your mother who your real father is.

So like everything else, sequestration was Obama’s fault?

Albert, you’re correct on all points. I would just add that I see Trump as the new Ross Perot, and yes, I mean that Ross Perot was just as bad as Trump is, and for all the same reasons that you list here. And the Perot followers were just as stupid and craven as the Trump followers are today. And don’t even get me…

“Never trust a fart.” — Walter Cronkite, the most trusted man in America [He actually said that, btw]

Why couldn’t a man say, for instance, that he really likes you and gets the feeling you like him back, but, hey, he could be wrong.

That’s Noonanspeak for “Of course he hated Hillary Clinton, maybe even more than I do.”

This is still progress. A human hitchhiker would have been “vandalized” within two hours.

He likes to fry bacon without a shirt on. That’s his tic.

My favorite line in the movie:

Body cams don’t deter police brutality. Obviously.

Then you skipped over this line: “and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark.”

“Love is a poor substitute for respect, as any married person knows.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Next he’ll want a vasectomy.

From what I’ve read, Hemingway could be a real asshole when drunk—which, for him, was just about every waking moment of his adult life. He got away with it, though, because his hangers-on were scared to confront him. There was a famous article published in The New Yorker in 1950 that Lillian Ross wrote about several…

Not to get personal, but if Mom was a heavy drinker, that might be why you avoid/don’t like alcohol. I’ve known quite a few adult non-drinkers who shunned it for that reason.