Oh, Scott. Don’t worry. You’re still young, and there will be other, better benders in the years to come. We promise.

To paraphrase Camille (as often quoted by her husband): “I brought you into this drug-induced stupor in order to rape you, and I can sure take you out again!”

As this woman can attest, there are no atheists in potholes.

She probably did it for the trip insurance money.

Every time you run another story about Rachel, I fall in love with her even more.

In the ‘70s, a woman would have had to fight me to the death to get her hands on MY quaaludes.

Under the Skin is a brilliant movie.

We do have actual hovercars. They’re called “helicopters.”

It’s compulsive behavior disguised as a harmless pastime. Sort of like trolling this website.

The “pup” has positioned her left hand as if to say, “Put a ring on it, Master!”

Cosmo? No wonder they’re fucked up.

The airlines have always lobbied hard against high-speed rail, and I’m sure they will for a long time to come. For example, Texas won’t even let the Japanese come in and build high-speed rail, because of Southwest Airlines.

Hey, when ya got it, ya got it!

Yep, it’s the Eternal Mystery: How can so many people love someone who is so profoundly unlikable?

Thanks for the link. Interesting.

Of course. The Clintons have released to the public all of their tax returns for the last 30+ years. During the 2012 campaign, Mitt Romney promised to release his tax returns for the last several years, but he never did.

I doubt that this female writer is your mother, but Dr. Laura Schlesinger has a reputation as a total psycho bitch when she’s “on tour.” My best friend is Jewish, and his mom’s local Jewish Women’s Group paid to have LS come and speak to their group. This was back in the late 90s, I think. After her talk, a couple of…

It’s called “acting.”

Really, Mitt? I’ve heard of wearing a codpiece while strutting around the deck of an aircraft carrier, but never during a boxing match!

That bull went right for the jugular.