Someone should open up a pizza shop that only serves day old left over cold slices!

i shame-listen to delilah.

That was my very first taste of Hamilton (I know, I know).

African Boerboels are some badass bitches, indeed. If you want a dog who can protect you, this beautiful breed is for you.

So SO horny.

Pffft! Bet he can’t even get an erection for 4 days.

I'm hoping my son learns that if you cheat on your wife, some day she might have access to the nuclear launch codes and a crack team of assassins. So, keep your nose clean!

Awww so cute! Reminds me of a cooler version of myself, who went to Princess Day as...a puppy. Not as a fun a pic since you can only see one princess. Also mad turnout skills on that little Elsa-esque there.

Oh I like that. Or if Jo Jo had a cat, she could have been like “get my cat out of a tree, like firemen do.” And watching a bunch of full grown men trying to coax an angry cat from a tree would be some good fucking TV.

Mine is better. Not only is he a horse of the people - meaning, he gives the best hugs and teaches animal drawing classes with me - but his mane and tail are just as ripply without needing constant grooming. Also, he lets me shoot archery with him. +100.

Man, the University of Tokyo is really upping their robotics game. He looks almost human.

RIGHT? I have cleavage in a fucking turtleneck, sue me.

He sits on my face in dreams.

I just really can’t believe that there are states where a doctor who is going to provide abortions HAS TO BY LAW lie to their patients telling them that abortions make you infertile and cause breast cancer.

I’ll almost miss Ted Cruz. Hating him has been a fun hobby this primary season.

Either Kelly has just begun her “zero fucks” tour or she’s been drinking out of Kathie Lee’s coffee mug.

Donald Trump/Ann Coulter: the Fourth Horse of the Apocalypse.

“Miz Pa-Mella make a movie film? VERY NIIIICE!!!”