aretha franklin, our collective grandmother who just learned to use the internet and took it way too far

I can’t be entirely sure of this, but I think I have Prince to thank for being born. I have a sneaking suspicion that my parents fucked to the Lovesexy album as the timing matches up of when it came out. I’m sure a lot of late 80's children are like 15% Prince’s children.

It seems like Charlize has problems with a lot of her co-stars. Maybe it’s her?

I have a big lawyerly crush on his ethical and conscientious practice of law.

I am a teacher. Living with me would not be rad.

They were totally awesome when I met them in this dream I had once

She is high on Kanye

I still find it incredible that Anna Wintour, a person who wears the most horrible outfits imaginable, is some bastion of what taste and style is. Her haircut hasn’t changed in decades, she wears the same makeup regardless of it being day or night and literally the only thing that changes on this husk of a human is…

Any time workers are given a victory in sharing in the profit made off of their efforts I cheer!

My body wants queso and chips and queso and fries and nacos (not a typo) and brie and other things incubating baby prolly shouldn’t eat...like sushi and steak tartare.

NEVER FORGET

This is why you teach your kids about consent as soon as you can. Always reinforce that “No” needs to be respected.

I am not a man and I will not use a top sheet.

Meh, I’m a lady and I hate top sheets. I also only wash my sheets about every two weeks or so too. Am I supposed to be doing it more often?

i learned from a man (a british man so obvs we’re talking the upmost class and culture) not to use a topsheet

1. Who is that nerd in the picture with Hugh Jackman’s wife?

I know.

And now I’ve sided with Sarah Palin in an argument. brb; killing myself.