Could be worse - it could be like how they did in Victorian times, where they ACTUALLY took pictures of the dead person. It’s super-creepy when you realize the chair the dead kid is sitting on is ITS MOTHER UNDER A SHEET.

You underestimate her. I suspect he’s the one who needs to watch his step.

That gif gets me going every time.

Rupert Murdoch is terrible of course, but as far as I know he has never ordered someone’s murder by polonium poisoning. That’s a dealbreaker, ladies!

I <333333333 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I can recall many of their jokes off hand. Aunt Voula is my favorite.

I can’t wait until Morning Joseph’s career is ruined by a sex scandal or something. That guy is a scumbag just like Kasich.

I’ve started to look fondly upon our brief time with John McCain, somehow

I can just hear him taking immense pride in explaining shit to her. He probably pats her on the head while she blows him.

As a historian and an Irishman, I thoroughly approve of this. I mean, yes, there are some famously awful things that the Irish people have gone through over the years (the aforementioned research from the article, Oliver Cromwell, the Irish Famine, etc.), but the important thing to remember is that the Irish were…

Misandry starts at home (if your dad is Ted Cruz).

Heb! Also, I believe Mittens was the first android in a GOP presidential primary.

It’s one of those times when humanity isn’t all bad. With the election and life in general, it’s nice to have those reassurances every once and a while.

I mean CULTS R BAD but like I would go undercover just to learn those braiding skills...

That’s a lot of braids.

Bangers, dude.

I would say, if anything, she’s getting better with every song.

I’m fat but I’ve never smoked cigarettes in my life. I think my odds are better.

get skinny and stay skinny the natural way, folks. with a crippling nicotine addiction! enjoy this matching virginia slim outfit to wear when you accidentally cough up a piece of your lung