I’ve been a fan since the 70s and, frankly, after the 90s re-birth of mass interest in Abba, that was pretty frigging annoying at times, I don’t care how people get to loving Abba.

What did these creators of catchy ’70s Europop par excellence do to deserve not one, but two dull jukebox musicals?

Never ever forget who that commenter named himself after, when considering his hot-take-always-contrarian posts:

Great story. Thanks for the work.

Despite the fact they have different first names?

Oh, you mean like when he disparaged winning American teams this year, particularly black football players, for taking a knee during the playing of the national anthem during games?

It’s not American logic, though.

You really think anyone will be confused?

No incumbent politician lost an election by supporting law enforcement.

Whatever. You’d make some lies up, anyway.  

Burton’s movie had some fun.  The new movies, every iteration by any director, are dour and overly serious.  Can we just have goofiness again?  

I’m bored to death with emo superheroes.

I’m not a fan particularly and even I know he’s the real deal.  He  wrote a memoir about his shitty childhood even.

I think that’s a great idea. If nothing else, there’d be a quality record of the show.  Better than a cast album. 

Gee, I don’t know. Can somebody check the US census for the number of white people over 50 on the Eastern seaboard? That should about cover it.

And you apparently learned nothing from him. 

How about, “Hey, you’re not dead, yet...cool. Now, back to ME.”

Determined College Student Walked 20 Miles to New Job, So His Boss Gave Him a Car...and the first time he drove it, the Alabama State Police pulled him over and shot him in the face for “resisting arrest” while still seated with his hands on the wheel.  

Considering the number of black people who have been raped, torturted and, killed by cops who were black, white, Latino and Asian...