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I am so sorry.

One that doesn’t have knee issues or self respect?

Kelly, you have ruined my evening. I use Century Gothic Light at work because it uses less ink and many of my co-workers print every email they receive (yeah, I don’t get it either). Hanging my head in shame while I change it to something less mockable.

Sending virtual hugs to you for the strife dumbass relatives caused. Living in the midwest, I thought I was used to covert racists, but holy shit was I surprised by how many came put of the woodwork the day after the election.

My new gyno (dropped the old one because she refused to even discuss IUDs as an option for any woman under 35 who did not have at least one child) reported a similar spike at her practice. When I went for my consult, they had run out of pamphlets for all but Paraguard because there were so many new patients coming in

If you have decent insurance and don’t plan of having kids, like, immediately, an IUD might be a great option. According to my gyno, you can start trying immediately after removal, if you do decide to have kids.

Thanks, Sprite, for reaffirming my lifelong dislike of you. #theworstlemonlimesoda

Sorry - I misread your reply, like a dumb-dumb!

Soooo much (according to Republican maths, that is)!

I spotted a whole three when I zoomed in - two men, one woman. Not that their presence in any way changes the ridiculous lack of diversity.

You don’t understand saracasm?

Hey - there are a handful of asians in that pic, so there is totally a ton of diversity happenin’.

Wait, did Kit (Mark & Kit forever, beeeechessss) seriously marry into a name one letter off from her maiden name?

I want them now, dammit!

Seriously, fuck Chris Brown and anyone who defends him. And fuck the Kardashians, too.

I truly hope she is found safe and gets the help she needs.

I truly felt for her during her time on the show. Josh and her older daughter (Ashley) just seemed to give her so much undeserved grief and she really, really seemed to want only the best for them.

Too true.

Yes, let’s talk about Casual pleaaaaase!

Yaaaaasss - this movie is terribly underrated! I was borderline obsessed with David Krumholtz as a kid and have seen this movie enough times to have dialogue memorized.