I mean, he could keep his wrinkled dick in his pants.

Are they, though? It looks just like her.

Just proving my point, but go off, gramps.

You seem really angry about your own ignorance, babe. Most public libraries offer computer help for the elderly—they can show you how to look up the scary internet phrases that seem to be setting you off.

The best response I’ve see to this grody-ass pedo’s comments.

You’re missing something—the prices are linked to the Amazon listing for each one.

Did they edit after you posted this, because it’s literally in the article?

Real people cannot queerbait. Ffs, please stop using terms you don’t understand—it doesn’t make you sound any smarter and only dilutes the actual meaning of the term.

Uhhh, because she’s said incredibly fatphobic and homophobic things? And not forever ago, like in the past year. 

My family will never let me forget that I ate an obscene amount of frozen imitation crab sticks. And they had to be fresh from the freezer to ensure they were at peak cold and crunchy. 

And is anyone who hasn’t been exposed to or tested positive for covid really quarantining anymore? Most states are allowing for all the usual shit, just with reduced capacities, mask mandates, and/or distancing measures. I am still doing pick up or delivery whenever possible, but I'm definitely in the minorty in my…

This. I, like too many, was assaulted. My ex would routinely choke me until I passed out, or was near it, so a huge trigger for me is feeling as if I cannot breathe. But my immediate family is rife with autoimmune issues, so I wear a fucking mask and go out only when I have to because I’d rather be stuck inside than…

My takeaway from the KK story is that she does not get asparagus pee. There is no way Kanye would “allow” for that, right?

Mine is the day after a pretty big Christian(ish) winter holiday and feel your pain. For that, plus other birthday daterelated reasons, I prefer to just let it pass without any fanfare. I do always take the day off from work, but mostly because the our office rule is the birthday-haver brings in food. Since 80% of my c…

I worked for Payless in the early aughts and this makes me sad. Payless was really the only place in my far west Chicagoland burb that people could consistently purchase women’s sizes 11 and up. 

Basil leaf or bay leaf?

It is undeniable, and quite jarring, in gif form.

What did Timothy Olyphant ever do to you?

Deep dish pizza is garbage, but will take all of the fried pickles with ranch chips, please.

Crawl back under the bridge from whence you came, you fat-shaming fuck. OP was a bit of a dick, but doesn’t mean you need to be an ass, too.