Fuck (not literally, ew) Kirk Fucking Cameron. My soon-to-be ex started with this kind of bullshit after we were married and he is really lucky burying him in our compost pile ranked after divorce.

I didn’t get them, until I marathoned every ep of Broad City. Yeah, they talk about grass and poop, but that is just skimming the surface of what they are doing. Not trying to say you cannot dislike them, but their comedy is a lot more subversive than toilet stoner humor.

Ditto. I follow a ton of indie dyers and artists and really hope this algorithm nonsense doesn’t mess with my seeing all of the pretties.

Yay for Sarah Heyward, my favorite Gilmore Guys regular!

Give $ to my (and the dude’s) family, buy a new house (with acreage, for growing stuff), give more $ away, build the greatest lady lair ever for my yarn and clay, and then give away more $$. And travel.

He totally might, but I thought they are running through next Fall (or later) in NY.

Samesies!

Had the headline not included his name, I would have never figured out it was Chad Michael Mudface.

My husband fast-forwarded to the end of last night’s Colbert so I could see this performance. (Probably because not fifteen minutes earlier he made plans for the same night we’re supposed to see Ms. Newsom).

I totally feel you! We have three cats, two largish dogs, and my dude snores, turns into a fucking acrobatics performing snorer. If our house wasn’t teeny, I would totally petition for my own sleeping chamber.

All of this. I love my husband, but there are so so so many times I wish I had an apartment to escape to for solo time because I really, really hate being around people.

Afghanistani? Derrrrrrrrp, Chris Martin.

Stories about Today and GMA make me so grateful for the WGN Chicago morning crew.

YES! My dude is one of those people who can eat straight up garbage and lose weight, while I eat mostly healthy and workout always yet am still a chubber. So jealous of his family and their crazy fast metabolism!

Ewwwwwwww (to the Chunky diet AND the seven circles of cheeeeez).

I am so excited for this album. Even more so for the eventual tour, because she really is a joy to see live.

Guessed for all but Hathaway (alright, and Baldwin baybay bc I totally follow them both because my ovaries love Carmen) and got 8/10. Dumb spellings and/or ridiculous first/last name combos = correct answer every time

(Angela Anaconda!!)

I really wish the Gawker “10-15% nicer” thing extended to Jez.

All the stars!