These are all fricking ah-mah-zing! The first one looks very Spike from Degrassi-inspired...

Are we sure the billboard is not a joke, too? June 20th is a Saturday this year.

Sorry - I wasn’t really disagreeing with you in my head. Pearl does have something going on - but I still fell asleep every time she spoke. Maybe she needs to dial down the pills or something?

But but but - Pearl was the most boring of them all! I loved flah-zay-dah (I cannot get a “hyphen” on my stupid keyboard...) but watching Pearl perform was akin to downing handfuls of sleepy pills for me.

Definitely. I will admit that even without kiddies, work/family/having to be an adult sap so much time and energy that putting forth the effort a new friendship requires sound thoroughly exhausting some days.

Preach! My husband and I have discussed this lady-friend issue at length...he still hangs out with guys he has known since middle school (so, 25+ years) at least once a month. My closest friends moved out of state over the years for guys and/or jobs.

His district office was in my hometown and right down the street from one of my best friend’s home.

I will never not love the fuck out of Cher and she gets a surgery-snark pass from me (not that you are being at all snarky!). That said, I honestly thought that picture was Chad Michaels.

same! but i really, really, really want to make the now photo my fb profile pic, just to scare everyone i know and love...

Ditto! It grosses my (teacher) dude out when I say it, but I totally have the mentality of a 13 y/o boy. Farts, peens, boobs - all hilarious.

i am sorry he was such a twatwaffle to you. garbage person indeed.

Yep! My dude was adamant that “his” dog (a chubby, flatulent beagle) be the best man, but my sister prob would have killed me if my coonhound was made MOH. So, we compromised and had each of our sisters walk our mutts in. They were remarkably well behaved, until the beagle ripped a big juicy one right at the end of…

Ha, cats really are so stupid for such smart creatures.

My office TOTALLY NEEDS ONE OF THESE ROOMS. Just so I have somewhere to hide when I rage-cry (you know, when you get so fucking angry that you cry AND yell?) at work that doesn’t smell like old lady poops.

Yup! That day in science class turned me off of Cool Ranch Doritos forever, too - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PICK COOL RANCH AND NOT NACHO CHEESE, MRS. P?!

I loooove me some vintage Lilly, because the dresses actually hit nearish my knees. The new stuff is made for ladies with skinny legs. This is one of my best finds - not nearly as garish as some of the prints...

Agreeeeeeeeeed. I spent the bulk of last year and nearly all of this year unable to eat anything firmer than tofu. Annie’s and their endless array of mac and cheeses are the only thing keeping me fed and sane at this point.

I love the shit out of vintage LP and will cop to buying the hair ties this morning (bc they are fucking adorable) but ewwwww at your Facebook friend.

I love that Barry married Garry. Cannot help but read their names in my stepmom’s Saddlebrook, NJ, accent and giggle.

This, so much. Poor Sandy:|