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Sure, her character is over-the-top at times, but I think that is how sitcoms work, no? I don’t really mind how her character is handled/presented, tbh, but my family includes a lot of folks with accents and sarcastic motherfuckers.

Exactly my reaction face.

I have a few cousins with the surname Slutskin. Always felt equal parts jealous of and mortified for them.

Mine!

THAT REALLY IS A GREAT IDEA! We wound up sending someone on a Taco Bell to pick up food for the super baked/drunk guests, but pizza would have been so much better.

"I feel like I get weird, pitying glances"

I had my bottom two pulled last October - one was impacted, but mostly erupted like yours. My oral surgeon said he only uses a general in those cases so maybe yours will do the same?

Are you me? I used to do the exact same thing any time I have to clean up after my husband's adventures in the kitchen. His idea of a proper dinner is boiled pasta plus jar of sauce, but he uses every pot and decent spoon/spatula we own to do so. Since we don't own a dishwasher (and never will because I am cheap and

No duh, Kara! (I say that with love) She is also the realest Real Housewife, imho.

Just sayin' - I really wish that the "for having kids" or "for her age" additions to compliments of any woman of any age would stop.

Erm, as someone who has lost (and gained back and lost) a shit-ton of weight, I think her stomach looks fine for anyone, kids or not.

Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't defend her for that statement, but Gabby is a large lady and probably would not have fit (comfortably or not) in a coach seat. Also, this movie was pretty huge, kinda thinking the folks making bank off of it could afford to fly the stars first class.

There is no shame in that.

Ooooooooooh, snap, your mom plays dirty! And kudos to your bride for not flippin' a table in response to that.

I feel so, so bad for your cousin, but totally want to be besties with your aunt!

They did not royally screw it up, but my in-laws were in rare form on me and the dude's wedding day. It actually started the night before the wedding. We were married in my SIL's backyard (she lives on an old tree farm in the middle of corn country), since we are cheap and it was his second marriage. My MIL, who

"Oh, and make sure your emergency fund can cover moving expenses. Really."

I can do Invisalign on top, but my bottom teeth are more jacked than a Pekingese dog's.

Yes! I'm considering braces this year to fix them (at 33, eeep).

Now if only science could explain why my tuxedo kitteh likes enjoys sitting in plastic bags. It cannot be a heat or comfort thing, since he crawls into fresh-from-the-grocery-store bags full of frozen and canned things.