Jayden (and Cayden, fwiw) do sound awfully trashy. I am biased though, as two of my youngest cousins actively sought out guys to get them pregnant after completing their Associates because they didn't want to finish school or get a job (that is what they told the family - to my grandmother's horror). They, of course,…

OMGOMGOMGOMG! This better be new, or my TJ's got some 'splainin to do.

Uhhhh yeahhhh has she always looked like a tarsier, or did someone Black Hole Sun the hell out of her?

http://youtu.be/ This, exactly. It's not about being eye candy for the menzzz, but maximum comfort and maneuverability out on the track! Now go skate 25 in 5 and then talk shit about Derby girls in Derby Skinz!

Two of my five rescues. I volunteer for a local rescue league and picked both of these cuties up on transports. They had such sad stories - and cute faces! - that we had to adopt them. The coonhound was a stray in S. Illinois for the first 5 months of his life. Scrawny and scared of people, he made the mistake of…

Yes, this. I have a box of gifted yarn that will nevereverever get used because it's the wrong color, fiber, or there just isn't enough of it to make something decent. I am all about pretty stitch markers, needles, or - even better - a gift certificate to my fave LYS.

Not article related at all, but is that Martha Quinn in the stock photo?

Oooooooh I wanna know what she did!! Spill if you get the deets!

My coonhound, who was a stray in a former life, has crazy anxiety issues - a little Animal Planet and kong time on our futon keeps him from destroying everything in site while we're at work.

And the lip gloss - aside from being a horrible color on her - was waaaaaaaaaay thick and goopy looking...blech!

My love for the Segel (since his Freaks and Geeks days) will never die...fat, thin, patchy facial hair - he'll forever be on my to do list.

Have you tried co-washing? No more rusty steel wool hair like with the old 'poo - and I find I use a lot less product to fight the frizzies, too.

Have you tried co-washing? No more rusty steel wool hair like with the old 'poo - and I find I use a lot less product to fight the frizzies, too.

Many of my high school days were spent at Weeki Wachee - watching the matinee, playing with the goats at the petting zoo, and riding around on the glass-bottomed boat looking for manatees. Sigh, to be young, studded, and manic panic'd once again.

This. Exactly: "Trees and bushes and plants say "Take it, or I'm gonna drop it..."

I'm long-distance hugging this revision.

Ditto. Welp, least Twiggy Ramirez is still available...right?

Law and Order: SVU had a similar storyline a few years back - a ginger who spread his gorgeous hair genes all over Manhattan.

Why thank you for calling me a "random"... wasn't trying to be mean at all - there were a number of typos present in this article at the time posted. Bye bye Jezebel - I will miss Dodai greatly.

I love that color and the promise this shit holds...but, um, Jenna - were you maybe a little drunk while writing this? My brain hurts from the poor grammar and misspellings.