Buying any amount of twine for $36 is unacceptable and un-American. Weave twine out of your own back hair if you want to tie things.

For all the dead ppl

Oh I know, I do as well, and that was exactly why I did not date there because I hated the type of men that were abundant in that area. No, I am not going to sit in the kitchen making you sandwiches while I pop out a few kids for you, fuck you.

No. Not really. I was just THAT PISSED. We are all "that people" when provoked.

Diddle the Skittle

"Popping the snapple cap" is a good one. A coworker once told me that she was going home and "getting the last pickle out of the jar"

My serious suggestion is "rubbing out" or "rubbing" or "rubbing off".

Buttering the muffin.

Unfortunately, I think it's the latter!

I think we share the same ex... Mine was not only RIGHT, but he was the word's largest projectionist. So he would shove the blame toward me and say everything was MY FAULT. "If you would have sex with me more regularly, our relationship would be fine!" Uh, ok.

Its great that you love your family! But that doesn't mean that its actually remotely healthy for you to still be living with them.

My boyfriend is a libertarian who thinks Ayn Rand had some nifty ideas. I am a far left progressive liberal who hates Ayn Rand with a deep, deep passion. He likes to send me articles about Rand's outspoken support of abortion rights. I like to apply her philosophies to all areas of his life. For example, he rescued a…

In Which My Clitoris Sends A Text:

Step back, y'all. I got this.