I'm fine with a little beef in my taint—I just don't like taint in my beef, AMIRITE LADIES!!?!?!?!?!?!!? [crumples to floor, face twisted in silent scream]

#nailedit

Not all food.

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

I think my favorite part is "the open relationship has gotten way too unfair towards me" because it sums up the straight guy sense of entitlement to a T.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

1. You're too young to get engaged. Knock it off.

"BURMA IS SOOOOO TRIPPY!!!!! ACT LIKE YOU DRANK A LOT OF ROBITUSSIN, OK?"

Who selected that model and why is she making that face.

So my last job working in IT at a school district I figured out within a few months that my supervisor was a sociopath. I wanted to quit but then I had a fiscal setback and then I COULDN'T quit my job. Anyways, over time my boss tried to have me do several OSHA violations. I politely refused and said it wasn't safe to…

Honestly, I think that's an abuse of the boss's power, not an example of an abuse of ROWE. A boss who understands the spirit of ROWE would have disciplined the single person who broke the rules, not the entire company - that's the definition of micromanaging, not to mention an overreaction.

The problem is that the expectations are unreasonable, which is where this system can collapse. If your requirements are "file these documents and book these meetings," that's different from "invent cold fusion and resurrect my cat."

As a consumer? You're getting hosed at every retailer in the country. Everything you buy is marked up significantly whether it's the Gap or the Row, regardless of the design values of the store.

Meh, I mean, why does Los Angeles need another clothing store? Why do any of us wear clothes at all instead of identical Star Trek uniforms? They decided to put their clothing in the context they want shoppers to see their brand; in this case, it's built out to resemble a beautiful mid-century modern home to evoke…

When I got over my initial eye rolling, I am actually kind of impressed to see them reach out to an older market. While it's not an underserved market I feel it's fresh in a way that celebrities using their status to launch fashion labels usually go all YOUTHS YOUTHS YOUTHS in your face and it gets really stale and…

@Sukie: Saddly, most of the time the photoshoppers are not the ones to blame. They have the expert hands, but when they pass them to the higher up directors, it's them who say, shave off MORE! *I work in a graphics dept. ;)