Yikes.. I can't help but wonder what he would have done if you hadn't bought diapers from Amazon? "I was going to fraudulently charge your account and ruin your credit, but now I'm not! That makes me your knight in shining armor, RIGHT???" Um, no.

Oooof. Of all the ways to be harassed, having someone send scary / creepy / unknown / inappropriate text messages upsets me the most. Glad you got out of that situation early.

What .. in .. the .. ACTUAL FUCK. I seriously hope you are not continuing your "friendship" with her in any way. She sounds incredibly poisonous.

Oh, also. A coworker whom I barely knew (we had spoken to each other possibly ONCE?) somehow got my cell phone number and texted me during office hours to beg me for a blowjob. "Please, I need one so bad, I'm just so horny." I was horrified and did not respond, which resulted in a final text to say "Fine, you bitch.…

I have a nice example of men creeping on other men, and using the women in their lives as bait. My dad loves eBay and is constantly bidding on items. A couple of months ago he wanted to make a return, but the seller didn't want to issue a refund (not sure of all the details, but that's neither here nor there).

... Art doesn't imitate life? Please tell me that was an attempt at a joke. Otherwise, oof.

This just may be the best gif on the interwebs.

This is the best "I'm in an airplane, look at the ground" photo EVER.

Okay, so... she's not a puppy, but I'm rubbin' her belly anyway. Right. Now.

YOU are not broken. OUR UNIVERSE is broken. I don't understand why this was named "Girls Are Assholes" when it's clearly not about girls but rather the egos chasing them. Here, let me try:

My instant reaction as well... someone helllp meee understaaaand.

I can't help but wonder if these dudes would actually withhold $20 from their donation if someone had replied "You know, I'm not really into being motorboated, but my grandmother died of breast cancer so it is a cause that means a great deal to me."

Fellow "graphics design person" here... and, THANK YOU.

Facebook message from my ex, 2am the night after I arrive in town to visit family for the holidays: "Hey whats up havent talk to you in foreve"