It’s not my fault that it’s illegal to pump your own gas in my state. Though, I mean....isn’t it pretty basic and self-explanatory?

Plus, at least most places I’ve been (mainly in Washington, we don’t travel much), They’ll take the tax off if you show your Oregon ID. Which is great, because I never remember to add tax (seeing as I don’t have to at home) and literally have no clue what percentage is used to decide tax amounts.

I’m a full week late to the party, but DAMMIT PINKHAM

“bunnies!”

He looks so done

fnaf??

I love candy corn...

I kind of like Youtube ads. Some of them at least. Like....20% of Youtube ads. As long as I am not trying to listen to music.

This entire system worries me, since I am a broke, lonely, introverted human being, and Youtube is my solace. If they say I have to pay to watch Markiplier or jacksepticeye or vlogbrothers or danisnotonfire, (or etc. etc. etc.) I am going to have to give up Youtube completely. I don’t want that. I can up with the ads.…

This is a brilliant idea! I’d have to write it out by hand though, since I am a console gamer with a dumb phone

I have long (past my hips) curly brown hair, and I always have to sacrifice length or curliness when making an avatar. Unless they have an updo or braid style.

May I use that phrase? Because it is magnificent.

I once ordered a shrimp cocktail and a platter of shrimp, just so I could have enough shrimp for my appetite.

At taco bell once I had got to pass out free food to my friends because taco bell had to remake my entire order. (I got a burrito instead of a salad, and they put cheese on my two crunchy tacos, I have legitamate wheat/milk allergies)

people who are allergic to whey or casein can eat goat/sheep cheese. Just so you know.

I have a serious milk allergy and a mild-but-causing-severe-discomfort sensitivity to wheat. One time I was at a Ruby Tuesdays for a company dinner thing for my mom’s work. The boss ordered a bunch of appetizers, and I wasn’t sure if I could eat any of them, so I called a waitress over and asked about a couple that I…

I am officially your biggest fan

“Special screaming snowflake” is an amazing choice of words

This look like me if I was a badass knight. So I love it

frozen blueberries are also amazing. They’re a little messy if you let them melt though, so...maybe not for gaming