You have my permission to awaken me on election days or the day Herr Trump gets burned at the stake with the rest of his cronies.

I’d like to take a 8 year break from life, just freeze me and wake me up in 2024.

Breitbart: The Sky Is Green!

It’s like she has ESPN or something.

I was told she was supposed to be on The Breakfast Club this morning, I guess she doesn’t argue with Charlemagne’s facts with her non-fact based opinions.

I just started watching that show and I’m proud of myself for recognizing the reference!

I was born in ‘90 so my first reaction to ‘Dan Quayle’ was a simple and resounding “Who?”

If Stein can raise that money is such a short time, it should be no problem for Herr Trump to fund a CA, NH and VA recount. You can’t claim an election is rigged, then fair and free, then rigged again - SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS! [appropriate Whitney Houston GIF is welcome].

Daamn Becca, that shade was something fierce!!!!

This just in: POTUS 45* appoints former FEMA Chief Michael Brows as FEMA Chief.

*hates foreigners* *adopts foreign ideology*

Take a good look people, this will be the last time you see this many black folk in WH.

I’m really happy for them, I think Keyshia has been very supportive and has helped him transform into this healthy lifestyle. I wish them the best!

“I’ve just known these guards since I was, like, f—— born. Maybe it’s the hair. I don’t know. I’ve lived here all my life.”

As much as I would love a miracle from the Gods themselves to make Hilary POTUS 45, I think she has long-past accepted her defeat and moved on. If she chooses to challenge the results, then I am with her. But if she doesn’t, I am okay with that. The woman has been put through a literal hell these past 18 months, she…

They are only BABIEZ in the womb, they are full grown adults by birth and BOOTSTRAPZ.

Then pundits have the gall of talking shit about single and young mothers on national television calling them all sorts of names, and right after that they go home to their cozy penthouse or mansion and check the 6-figure bank accounts. They are so lucky I’m no pundit or celebrity, because I would be willing to…

Funny how these people are more offended by abortion than they are by racism, misogyny, white nationalism and cronyism.

Logic and reasoning has left America, this is naturally the next step.

Thank you, the 2nd one passed this weekend. I was hoping to leave the vet with him, but his time had come. I was in tears watching him get euthanized but I am comforted in knowing he lived a great 16 years when we were told he wouldn’t live past a few days after birth. He was a miracle and an angel of a kitty. :’(