I will be adding this to why 2016 is the worst list. Already on the list are: my 2 cats died, Packers suck, Cowboys don’t suck, Prince and Snape are dead, a Tropicana orange was elected president, my boss has taken bitching/complaining to an all-time high, Neo-nazism is cool again and Jay cheated on Bey.

I’ll get started on writing a draft. NYT Best Sellers list, here I come! I’m certain it will labeled as non-fiction in a decade or so.

Good lord, this page is the stuff of nightmares. I hope whoever makes his presidential portrait highlights the double chin.

Most likely the latter. Luckily, I’m safe in NYC. Herr Trump would never let anything happen to his precious [ugly] buildings.

I am certain that some imperialist nation will supply the left with guns and military gear. USA is the new Syria.

Its missing greens, beans, potatoes, hogs, dogs, etc.

That boob jiggle tho ::heart eyes::

He’ll be a nightmare for our fair city for 4 years, as if he hasn’t been already for the past 30.

Screw you, I live in NYC - I’ve been dealing with Sunburnt Nightmare since birth and now he gets to block off midtown because White House is too small for his golden tastes.

Considering how much leverage the plaintiffs have at this point and Judge Curiel is no longer amenable to further postponements, a confidentiality clause seems unlikely. Then again, President [gags] Trump also seemed unlikely.

18-year-old Latina college sophmore me volunteered for the Obama campaign in Nowhere, Wisconsin 8 years ago - I think there is nothing they can call me that I haven’t heard already.

You are doing the Lord’s work. I don’t use Twitter so I guess I’ll be doing that on Facebook.

Well, I wouldn’t blame your husband for suing you. I nearly became a domestic abuser when I saw my husband eating my favorite lobster mac leftovers.

RIP Science: beginning of time-2016 AD

Breaking news at 6PM: Husband sues wife over rights to eat thai leftovers

She disowned her child when she came out to her about her gender identity, but she should have a say in the medical procedures said disowned child has?

So she disowns her daughter because of her gender identity then is pissed when her daughter is living her own life. If you don’t want your kid in your life, don’t be mad when they start making adult decisions for themselves. Also, the fact that these fools are targeting parental notification is very scary. Isn’t 17…

Getting Moon because: 1) my ancestral name is Luna, 2) my first name means “Goddess of the Moon” and 3) the legendary just looks so much cooler. I am sad that I won’t get that Alola Vulpix/Ninetails, hopefully someone would be willing to trade :)

While you may be correct, the fact of the matter is that NYC already has heavy traffic, especially where T Tower is located. There are residents and business in the Tower and nearby that would be disrupted. These business still have to pay taxes and so do the residents. Taxpayers already pay for the White House and…

There is so much irony when conservatives say they hate political correctness. When they say kneeling for the flag is wrong, they swear up and down that they are not being politically correct. Fuck them, I hope POTUS 45 drags them down with him.