Desperately grasped his hand at a campaign rally in 2012, right after that calamitous first debate. Meant a lot then, means even more to me now.

My Obama near-sighting story: I was at Howard in 2009, and a bunch of students decided to get together and march from campus at about 5am to go to the inaugaration. We get to the crowd at the 7th Street entrance to the mall, and wait there in sub-freezing temps for 3 hours. About 30 minutes in, I realize I have to…

8/10 Would Woohoo.

“He’s just doing what he normally does”? So he just asks random people to set up his meetings? Well, that actually might be the case since he probably doesn’t know what anyone’s job is, but figures, since he’s King of America, everyone is there to do his bidding and attend to his whims.

THE NERVE OF THEM

lol @ that fucking nerd, i just read the whole thing. besides the obvious excuse-making, the disingenuity of acting like it’s *only* 8 senators & 45 total members is the part that fucking did it for me. like, there’s only 538 congresspeople total in our country, 45 of them grouping together is not an insignificant…

Also that commenter is fucking idiot with the world’s tiniest circle. Openly admitting that you don’t know what the CBC is just shows the world how dumb you are.

“Shame!”

He thinks it’s hard now, wait until something actually happens somewhere he has to deal with, and not just the fallout from his helpless tiny handed flailing around.

well stated!!! & true!!

Ah! You’re so correct about the former. If they reply, I’ll just dismiss them.

You think?

Try 32.135 sextillion dollars because the if the space wall doesn’t keep all those illegal aliens out, we’ll all be unemployed and speaking K’rochigan while eating Blurmbis Gobblesplot from an army of t’Rashna Startrucks within a generation.

That’s not really that hard. I know better spoken 10 year olds. Politer too.

Yeah, he is real woke.

Being a Space Camp alumnus is surprising too. I guess Space Camp IS an outreach program?

“bitch nigga shit”

And I just saw something come across one of my news feeds that this motherfucker is announcing it ON FACEBOOK LIVE.

I love!

The instant I read that I thought the same thing, the country is the goddamn Apprentice now.