Yes, we have enhanced non-driver IDs and licenses.

Its not her hair its HER EYEBROWS FFS MOST BORING EYEBROWS EVER DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BABY EYEBROWS PLEASE!!!

The citizens that ar eligible to vote next November are the real losers (and haters?) of this debate.

Me no understand, I Android use.

Yes Pope, I will certainly pray for you because these American folks will not be happy when you tell them its not okay to use the Lord’s name in vain to reject marriage licenses.

“Happy Cuffing Season”

That presidential shade is so good it hurts.

The only person I can partner up with in Spades is King, we are a dynamite team :)

FUCK OFF IFFY NO ONE LIKES YOU

Iffy is salty that T.I. had the audacity to tell the public that he fired her lame ass. Girl went from headlining the VMAs to performing as a feature with Demi Lovato and a cancelled world tour, the fuck she think was going to happen?

Bristol, on behalf of America I apologize that NOT racism forces you to take time out your incredibly busy life to tweet about your feelings on reactions to NOT racism. We will try our best to effectively eradicate NOT racism occurrences so that your privileged white lady sensibilities remain intact.

T.I. CANNOT DROP IFFY WITHOUT APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT HE HAS UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD

good lord they wouldn’t get past the 1st ep of ANTM Tyra must swimming in a pool of her own model goddess tears after watching this farce

Bella would have never given The Weeknd the time of day if he were broke and regular as hell.

I got Chris Christie so this quiz is obviously fixed WITH A KARDASHIAN TRICK QUESTION - BEWARE

nooooo I don’t want to listen to Charlie Puth, my 11 y.o and 9 y.o sisters are driving me nutz with that mf.

I love it when basic wealthy chicks become supermodels because they are basic wealthy chicks. My cousin had the opportunity to walk the runway (1st time ever) for NYFW this week and she had to sacrifice A LOT just for that runway walk. My other cousin (her brother) recently got signed by an MLB team and had to…

Hopefully she will make a “How To Keep Your Eyebrows on Fleek During the Impending Apocalypse Tutorial” video.

well that makes 3 shit shows i won’t be watching, i find SP to be sometimes enjoyable

Also: da fuuuuck is this?????????