Jeez Kara, first the VMAs now this? The Gawker staff must really hate you forreal (I personally think its due to your awesome Shade Court duh)

ITS TODAY????? I cannot be drinking that many bottles of wine on hump day, nuh uh no siree! I’ll pass and watch recaps tomorrow while being grouchy at work, seems like the most appropriate time.

“[Rinaldi] said, if you support this bill, it will ease a lot of tensions [and assure people] you are not here to change the system. You’re not here to change the constitution,” Sheikh said.

It doesn’t help that he is (allegedly) the child of a prominent Imam in the area. I am sure the residents will take this incident as PC LIBERALS ARE OKAY WITH TERRORISM IN OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS instead of holy shit we are horrible fucking people for supporting politicians and LEOs that are subconsciously xenophobic just…

Hopefully, Kickass will have the track by 4:00pm today.

Also: interrogating a minor without parental consent/presence, not calling the BOMBA SQUAD and reminding students that they have the constitutional right to be armed at all times.

at least i’m a hater and loser IN AMERICA #freedom

And the lovely Mayor has nothing to say??? I’m really happy social media came through for this kid, I wish him the very best!!!

Bought this Day 1, played for 6 months, traded in (with ps4) for a 2nd X1 and just got the Destiny ps4 - I really hope its improved since I am now working from home and have the spare time to loot farm :)

I say the parents give a huge FUCK YOU to the teacher, principal, superintendent and local police by starting a crowdfunding for their child’s MIT (or other “ivy league” tech school) tuition.

I want to trade in my boyfriend for Matt.

I have a stethoscope I bought before going to nursing school. I ended up not getting into nursing school but I still have the stethoscope :)

I thought your marriage was just a Jez rumor so CONGRATULATIONS! MAY YOU HAVE THE GAYEST OF NOT-GOD-APPROVED MARRIAGE!

Dude your shirt is all wrinkled, is that what I’m paying $300 for?? $300 TSHIRTS SHOULDN’T WRINKLE

What the hell are in these apps?????????????

Candy corn violates my American god-given right to enjoy actual candy on Halloween.

Someone should guide this absolutely lovely human to the Kelly Johnson Pkwy in Valencia...

QUIT IT WITH YOUR FACTS, KARA :(

Sooooo its safe to assume the old drink-6-bottles-of-wine girl’s night trick didn’t work? Glad the jury took this case seriously.

Only THREE condoms? Pfft, amateurs.