I totally get it. I mean sometimes I fall asleep and end up robbing banks. I swear officer I dont know how this ski mask got on my face and this bag of money ended up in my hand. I was sleeping and it just happened!

THIS. It makes me nuts. I'm a surfer and started following Roxy (a girls and women's surf brand) on Instagram. Even they feature their athletes — competitive surfers — lounging on a beach not active in the waves. Surfing as a sport has a lot of issues - I came to it late (in my 30s) and the localism is the first…

Yeah, yeah, sure sure, astounding failure. Got it.

As someone who does a lot of web development I've laughed so hard at this whole thing... considering the size and complexity of that site the issues it has had are all really common issues every major developer has run across. Their main issue is they rushed it, but they had to. Now Amazon and Google may have great…

I thought you were kidding about the Canadian women's curling team accepting the award on Bieber's behalf. You are not, and I apologize.

CALL!! Forget the website....seriously!! Find out the number for your state exchange and JUST CALL. The website was showing me the wrong amounts, and just wasn't right...I called and they were SO NICE...all they are there for is to GET YOU INSURANCE...CALL! :)

FUCK YEAH MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ! ♥

Holy moly. Apropos of exactly nothing, I'd just like to point out that this woman's stomach is is fucking incredible. As in, I'm literally I'm sitting here, in incredulity, unable to look away from it. (Also: they're gorgeous and happy and I love how, in an unintentionally ironic way, by being a super regular, if…

Those are some progressive commentary though, they're not about 'shock shock lesbians', they're about the love, passion etc between the two. For Daily Mail that's a big deal!

I wish my stomach looked like Michelle Rodriguez's. But I ate some pizza, a hamburger, a hot dog, chilli cheese burritos, and ice cream yesterday alone, so that is probably not in my future. No matter.

FUCK

Justin Bieber was booed at Canada's Juno Awards, which is fine, because he didn't even bother to show up. In a stunning feat of Canadianness, the Canadian women's curling team accepted the award in his stead.

If the Kris Jenner sex tape is real, I may seriously consider permanently blinding myself a la Cordelia in "AHS: Coven" so that I never have to see so much as a still of it even accidentally for as long as I live.

I'm hoping the entire Maleficent movie is nothing but that gif on a loop for two hours. BEST MOVIE EVER; GIVE IT ALL THE OSCARS.

I'm always impressed how animals can lose major parts of their body and/or major things like sight or hearing, and totally act like they didn't even notice and are still just super happy to be alive. Obviously not all animals bounce back so successfully, but I'm always touched by their complete live-in-the-moment…

They're so cute, it will be a shame when we have to decapitate them for the revolution.

For the first time in living memory, the royal child is actually LESS inbred than the royal dog.

That's so fucked up. I think her cinnamon bun hairdo and her white dress are more iconic but what do I know, I'm just a woman who happens to like sci-fi.

That was the best season. I had a crush on Neil too. In fact, he might have been the progenitor of my thing for guy with English accents! He set the stage for my love of this handsome fella

Still not reading Fifty Shades...nope nope nope.