Wait, is "sassy slut" not a compliment?! FUCK. I'M DOING IT ALL WRONG.

Hey Babs,

Oh those are the ones you place the heads of your fallen enemies on!

I thought that sketch was brilliant. So uncomfortably accurate and so darkly funny.

Yeahhhh...I was walking through Nordstrom today and saw prom dresses being modeled on these cone-headed freaky-ass mannequins. They were like these ones:

That's exactly what I said—Selective Service is the registration system. It's not the draft, which has not been used for decades. It needs to be reinstated. Hello, anyone home? Are you reading or listening to the voices in your head?

This is why I support reinstating the draft for males.

Can we please get this fucking "rickthemulletman" formerly known as "bannedburner" banned? He is still posting the fucking pictures of the cat licking a penis. It sucks trying to avoid the eyeball assault while reading the comments.

So did somebody photoshop that clip and make it into Emma Watson? Is that how that horrifying nightmare gif was made?

Poor girl. Hopefully this little shit serves plenty of time.

My question here is:

It's classic bro dude humor. Not kidding. I saw this guy and was like, "What? Did I go to school with him? Was he my neighbor?" Anything that has anything to do with emotions and/or not constantly being up for a party or laughing at anything they have to say is absurd and should be mocked. Therefore, Jezebel's…

That sounds more like a Thought Catalog piece?

Wow. Seriously? Why does our military use automatic rifles instead of knives? Guns kill MORE people each year than stabbings. It is much easier to shoot someone who is running from you than to try and stab them. I could go on forever about the idiocracy of this statement.

*Trigger warning - violence*

Pro gun or not, in countries that limit access to guns, there is less homicide ( per capita ) than the US.

No, this is patently false. Nice try, though, silly gun advocate. Here's a hint as to why what you say is totally ignorant BS: guns do not require proximity. You sound like some drunk uncle. Stop mansplaining.

Really? Some black ops shit where the deranged killer drops from the ceiling, slits a throat and drags the body back up before anyone can notice? Over and over eh?

No, stabbings are loud, clumsy and violent, they cause noise, most obviously through screaming, slightly less obviously through the fight involved.
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So... don't be thankful that people weren't killed? I don't understand the point you're trying to make.

100% this.