That popsicle looks like it has gonorrhea. =/

Mark, now I'm just curious here....but what kind of penises have you seen? Because none I've ever seen look like they have a giant warty growth on the end.

I suppose since I had already had an orgasm (and so did he) it doesn't technically count as interrupted sex but I had a guy break up with me while he was still inside me. Because the sex between us was so good he felt like he was "letting God down." I thought it was just the slightly hazy babblings of a guy who'd just…

Saw this commercial with Monsieur the other night and I thought he scoffed at the absurdity very well: "Right, because you can't be one of the most badass and feared super villains out there to enjoy this burger—you have to be a guy. Fuck you."

Oh God, don't give them ideas!

Fixed it.

Next up, American Apparel advertises for a line of gloves by publishing weird, gloved handjob porn.

I am happy to join the Jimmy Carter lovefest. And let me be specific as to why: 1) His foundation and his work places the notion of "waging peace" as a central part of their mission. Why does no one discuss this anymore? What if we placed a fraction of the resources into actively working toward peace that we place…

I really love Jimmy Carter. He's just such a thoroughly decent, genuine human being. His statement about leaving the Southern Baptist Convention because of the sexism in its theology was wonderfully inspiring. Also, if you go to his childhood home, there is a store that sells peanut butter ice cream, as if you didn't…

But how can any woman or minority support these clowns? This party should have died out with Reagan.

Fuckin' Kansas. Sure, it's the "Free State" - the "Intelligence-Free State."

Because the anti-abortion people make up lies about Planned Parenthood, like how they try to start in on children when they're very young to indoctrinate them into getting abortions and all kinds of other bullshit. Also, because some people think abortion is the only issue that matters.

I love the US. Truly. But sometimes I seriously wonder about you guys. How do so many misogynists get elected? I'm worried for you.

This is all just so goddamn exhausting. Some days I don't understand why, why, why these asshat lawmakers can't understand that there's more to Planned Parenthood than abortion.

Because feminism is utterly ineffective without a close in integral critique of capitalism. In fact, the vast majority of feminist issues are gendered effects of capitalism. But the misguided and misunderstood focus on 'choice', 'individualism', etc are too enmeshed with (self-defeating) consumerism for feminism to…

This is one of those super fun Women Can't Win things. If we weren't spending money on movies, dudes be all like "Well, why should the industry cater to women if you're not their main market?" If are spending the money and speaking as consumers, dudes be like "Yeah, well if you don't like it, why are you supporting…

This is dumb as hell. First of all, it's deeply unfair to all the construction workers who would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS catcall women because they're decent human beings.

I find it rather astonishing that they want to marry a specific person, but aren't able to tell the difference between him and a considerably-younger actor.

I'm not sure how anyone can be a Republican these days. It's like taking a job on a remote island in an underground bunker where your boss has an eye patch and is prone to fits of maniacal laughter. You have to know you're working for the bad guy.