She is also the perfect response to the inevitable Thanksgiving tirade from Drunk Uncle: "I bet you can't name me one Mooslim that had come out and said terrorism is wrong!"

So incredibly awesome. I love this girl with the fiery passion of star going supernova. Even if she never does another thing in her life, she's definitely earned this honor for her incredibly brave activism.

They don't like being violently killed because no one does.

It's almost like they can't possibly acknowledge the existence of some sort of middle ground between "Murder tastes good!!!" and "Omg, all the animals are like little people that we must protect and love like our own children!!!".

also like

Did he say he doesn't care where his food comes from anywhere in this post? I must have missed it.

too full of yourself; would not read again 2/10

You should write a book on the nature of crazy. Wait you just did.

Literally everyone I know who's had to raise chickens on a farm shares the opinion that they are dumb and mean as fuck.

I am often noted for my bullying tendencies yes thank you for your contribution to this website.

DID SOMEONE SAY MAGIC CHICKEN?

FUCK YOU, WOLVES

See, I am totally on board with "factory farming isn't ok." I can get behind that point of view. But this shit, just wow.

I'm very much anti-factory farming and pro-not being cruel to animals, but anytime I hear someone say that an animal "wants" something the rage center in my brain activates.

Confession: for the past three years that I've been talking to you abut my children, I have been talking about my chicken babies.

Yo. Eating meat is just like SLAVERY dontcha know?

She relates through tears a somewhat disjointed story about rescuing Snow and "leaving her sisters behind,"

It would have been much better if she'd kept her mouth shut and let karma redesign the catalog. — Satya Nadella