I mean, gaaah! What non-pedo guy wants a grown woman to smell and taste like babies?

Abby came in way later; she had a twin sister (Anna? Amanda? Something else with an A.) I felt so happy that I was finally getting repped as a Jew in the BSB; my joy was soon dashed when I realized Abby was a knock-off Kristy whose main character development was being stricken with asthma. I knew she would never…

Who is the artist who makes these? Because they are divine.

I like how he dedicated it to Slavoj Žižek. I mean, just because you're writing a horror rape novel doesn't mean you should miss a chance to make a pretentious reference.

I would prefer to call him a misogynist but YMMV. :)

Based on the excerpts, his erotic novel was way more disturbing than the ones Stephen Collins wrote.

True story. If you look on black blogger's pages talking about him, they call him Terrence "Baby Wipes" Howard.

Of course I am. My own periods attract me!

I don't have a word to describe my emotions around this so I'll go with "Africa Face"

I would look for one, but I don't even know which issue the original obnoxious white guy appeared in because I am a fake geek girl.

RIP Terrence Howard's career, you'll be sorely missed. NOT.

Haha! Yes!

Yes they are, here, already. First comment actually.

You missed one:

All the ways people will say it's her fault:

Or meet a stranger at a bar, meet a stranger at the library, meet a stranger at church...

This is Social Media 101. If you're going to blow someone off, keep quiet on social media for the night. What a fucking moron.

His music does nothing for me. Why is he so big again? What's his appeal?

For the time being, you can get one of these. I bought one for my folks, because they have a European-sized (small) oven. They use this for holiday cooking and dinner parties.