yes! (the socks represent access to healthcare.)

FTFY

I'm really curious as to what Katherine Heigl is like.

Wow when he commits to a role he really commits.

Oh god that's horrible. That would trigger a panic attack/flashbacks in me (when I was bullied as a child, that was my cue they were going to beat me up after sneaking up on me from behind). Hopefully the kind where I start freaking out and screaming and hitting him, because fuck, what kind of piece of shit pulls…

But she turned down an award and cited bad writing as the reason. That is not just stating an opinion that is insulting them on an epic level. I try not to hold grudges but I think i'd still be sore about that jab.

Is there anything creepier and sadder than a person pining for a someone they dated when they were 14, while the other person has gone through a marriage, child birth and divorce?

The thing is it is working on some people. Batshit Crazy right wingers are running some states and blocking legislation. There are too many lazy voters and others who gave up, refuse to vote yet still complain.

You mean an ugly but soft, warm, cushy, fluffy piece of heaven?

Allow me to introduce you to the color grey. It's somewhere between black and white.

"I'm still a little confused about my options, though. Can we get national security framed as a matter of shoe selection?"

I am so sorry that happened to you. You didn't do anything wrong, obviously. The problem was him. <3

LOLOL but is it cashmere?!

If a person (man or woman) randomly came up to me and told me they liked my outfit, I would feel complimented (provided they weren't creepy about it by, say, staring at my coyly wrapped in cashmere bosoms or my leggings clad legs). Of course, it wouldn't mean I would want to talk more to them beyond thanking them, nor…

Sunglasses are acceptable as long as it is 90% sunny outside. Anything less and you are being a frigid bitch. Do I need to send you a copy of The Rules again?

#notalldudes

Your 40 Year-Old, Male, Single, 5'10", Fit, Bald, Caucasian, Hazel-Eyed, Overeducated, Nice Dressing, Wine- and Food-Obsessed, West Loop-living Secret Admirer

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

"But I can't - because you're always walking around with your damn earbuds in ("Don't talk to me!") and your sunglasses on, even when they're not necessary."

#notallthesingleladies