Haha! Yes!

Yes they are, here, already. First comment actually.

You missed one:

All the ways people will say it's her fault:

Or meet a stranger at a bar, meet a stranger at the library, meet a stranger at church...

This is Social Media 101. If you're going to blow someone off, keep quiet on social media for the night. What a fucking moron.

His music does nothing for me. Why is he so big again? What's his appeal?

For the time being, you can get one of these. I bought one for my folks, because they have a European-sized (small) oven. They use this for holiday cooking and dinner parties.

yes! (the socks represent access to healthcare.)

FTFY

I'm really curious as to what Katherine Heigl is like.

Wow when he commits to a role he really commits.

Oh god that's horrible. That would trigger a panic attack/flashbacks in me (when I was bullied as a child, that was my cue they were going to beat me up after sneaking up on me from behind). Hopefully the kind where I start freaking out and screaming and hitting him, because fuck, what kind of piece of shit pulls…

But she turned down an award and cited bad writing as the reason. That is not just stating an opinion that is insulting them on an epic level. I try not to hold grudges but I think i'd still be sore about that jab.

Is there anything creepier and sadder than a person pining for a someone they dated when they were 14, while the other person has gone through a marriage, child birth and divorce?

The thing is it is working on some people. Batshit Crazy right wingers are running some states and blocking legislation. There are too many lazy voters and others who gave up, refuse to vote yet still complain.

You mean an ugly but soft, warm, cushy, fluffy piece of heaven?

Allow me to introduce you to the color grey. It's somewhere between black and white.

"I'm still a little confused about my options, though. Can we get national security framed as a matter of shoe selection?"