I am so sorry that happened to you. You didn't do anything wrong, obviously. The problem was him. <3

LOLOL but is it cashmere?!

If a person (man or woman) randomly came up to me and told me they liked my outfit, I would feel complimented (provided they weren't creepy about it by, say, staring at my coyly wrapped in cashmere bosoms or my leggings clad legs). Of course, it wouldn't mean I would want to talk more to them beyond thanking them, nor…

Sunglasses are acceptable as long as it is 90% sunny outside. Anything less and you are being a frigid bitch. Do I need to send you a copy of The Rules again?

#notalldudes

Your 40 Year-Old, Male, Single, 5'10", Fit, Bald, Caucasian, Hazel-Eyed, Overeducated, Nice Dressing, Wine- and Food-Obsessed, West Loop-living Secret Admirer

♪♫ "It's like RAAAAYEEEEAIIIIINNNNN ..." ♪♫

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

THAT GIF

This gif is perfection.

"But I can't - because you're always walking around with your damn earbuds in ("Don't talk to me!") and your sunglasses on, even when they're not necessary."

P.S.: Oh, and by the way, it'd be nice if your default expression was a smile - or, at worst, a merely neutral expression - instead of a scowl that says, "I'll cut you off at the knees if you try to talk to me." C'mon, is life really that bad? Just sayin'.

#notallthesingleladies

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Local Chicago woman likes to scowl at all times, gives zero fucks if you find her unapproachable.

But I can't - because you're always walking around with your damn earbuds in ("Don't talk to me!")

I got into a huge, raging argument with my cousin when he said exactly that.

Mr Pants life dream is two dishwashers. :)

I'm so so sorry that happened to you.

My tea kettle. My world would be cold without it. Husband and I have used the tea kettle every day of our marriage, including the four month kitchen renovation when it sat beside the TV because everywhere else had dishes or whatever-the-contractors-couldn't-bother-to-move-themselves. Honestly, our marriage is steeped…