I agree that we need to tackle these issues early, but a little extra policy goes a long way with some people.

Some states weigh far too heavily on the 'she must fight back/say no' part of rape law. A big, huge reason that the Steubenville rapists got such little time was because the defense was essentially 'she never said no', which is hysterical because the only reason she didn't say no was because she was unconscious.

Ow. I don't have a penis and I just cringed. I can understand the desire to drive away and never exist again.

What magic world do you live in where rape victims are just petty people who make complaints out of spite? Oh yeah, that's right, MRA land.

Ouch! What happened? Did the relationship survive that?

You just made me spit my tea out.

I've never met a guy above the age of 20 that likes a handjob. Even a good one.

To paraphrase Erin: No one gives a shit about your boner.

His dirty hair has always fascinated me. I thoroughly believe that one day he is going to get his hair wet and a small animal is going to scurry on out.

She has moves! Also, I want that outfit!

That's awful. Black Friday is one of the worst travel days of the year - it's really selfish to schedule any large event during that time. Seriously, go out and party with your fiance and forget your cousin.

Idk for sure, it's a new one that's coming out this Christmas and is all about sleep. It's a weird cube thing.

I think every guard on duty, and whatever assistant warden signed off on this move, need to take some time out from the rest of society.

Seriously, I hate getting religion thrown at me when I'm at the library or sitting in the park - I would absolutely loathe it if I was about to get laid.

Exactly - it's hour long mass or no booze. not both.

Jesus, you poor thing. Also, Jehovah bless the person who took your place in the rock-collection process.

My brother (god bless him) and his now-wife had to go to a dry Evangelical wedding. It was my SIL's best friend since high school (who she now hated). It was a dry wedding, in a church in August that did not have air conditioning. My SIL (bless her heart) was a reluctant bridesmaid, and had to wear a lined, silk…

I want to know jumpsuit woman.

It depends on the sex - if it is just plain vanilla or BDSM-lite stuff, I am pretty zzz on it. A lot of the problem also deals with the female characters - they're so boring. If I removed them from a sex situation, they would still be boring.

Your dad sounds awesome.