What is with NYE weddings? My brother's college roommate had one (well it was a wedding weekend, NYE/NYD) and I remember him being pissed about it.

I have so many questions, Ziggy.

Ugh that scene is the worst - and then he had the audacity to call it 'empowering for women'. Nope nope nope.

Daily TMI: I did once, during a BDSM scene. I had just gotten out of a hot shower and my husband had them there. I got three ice cubes up the vagina while being hooded and in bondage. It was not what I would call "fun". Also, it makes your mattress wet.

Full disclosure, I do not like most dirty books. Once again, it's a matter of writing, not content. I'm pretty sexually open IRL, so most things won't make me blush or even turn me on. Like five pages of kissing is just wasting my time. Short of some of the classic BDSM novels and Dangerous Liaisons (because John…

Baby elephants are my fave - especially when they're still perplexed by their trunks.

Yeah, I'm going to be honest, I hated the book. Not because of the content* but just because it was mediocre writing with excessive vulgarity. It's popular because it's vulgar, not because it's well written.

I was asking my husband about that because they're coming out with FitBits for sleep. I wanted to know how it calculated middle of the night sex. I don't want them thinking that his BP/heart rate are randomly spiking during sleep.

Maybe if we had real burgers instead of nothing burgers we'd be less angry?

It's pretty good. Season 2 is a disappointment, mainly because it ended too soon..

I believe she was paraphrasing Proust. Or perhaps Camus.

+a million stars for Tom Waits

She's twenty years away from ordering a huntsman to cut out her stepdaughter's heart for vanity reasons.

Ugh, that is awful. I'm happy he's now your ex. I just don't get people who think they own their exes. It's like a weird form of abuse, as in "you can never get away from me even if we are broken up".

I don't know why, but her complete ownership over her ex boyfriend is far more disturbing than any of the hazing. That's some Fatal Attraction shit.

My favorite thing ever is a set of unofficial subtitles for children's books. The one for James and the Giant Peach is "murder is justified if your aunts are bitches".

My mom worked in an elementary school library in a very wealthy Northeastern town - some parent tried to get "Captain Underpants" banned. Captain fucking Underpants - because the character complains about homework.

And when asked directly what the scandal had taught her about the country's racial dynamics, she sighed, then said, "Um ... I just learned that words ... they're powerful. And they can hurt, no matter how old they are."

Your marriage and family comment made me laugh. My friend is a social worker and her CEU this month is Marriage and Family Therapy. She is ready to quit social work forever after meeting some of her clients.

I believe it does - and yes, the butter sauce is amazing.