Good observation! I am confused why only one set is white, though.
Usually the whites are placebos.

I like him with a 5 o'clock shadow (I have a thing for cleft chins and a little scruff), but not a fan of the goatee thing he tried to rock.

Are we allowed to call for his defenestration? I am in the mood for a good defenestration.

Haha, I feel the same way. My husband grows a beard in the winter, and scratching his beard is like the most comforting feeling in the world.

I don't know, he just has such nice cheekbones and the beard swallows his face.

I really had a hard time telling them apart.

Semi-Professional Opinion on Celebrity Beards:

They look so fun!

I really am. I am fifty-odd years away from being the lady that writes rave reviews about her trip to Olive Garden on Yelp.

The saint that lends to my confirmation name is the patron saint of chaste women, firemen, and redheads.

I love when people bring weird animals to the blessing of the animals! My favorite is the person who brought a bird and all of the cats were just fixated on it for the entire thing. That bird needed all the blessings it could get.

I don't have rugs, but I do vacuum - what does that make me?

Amazing gif!!!

My husband mentioned it to me. I read the whole damn thing (well, what was available). It was amazzing.

My cholesterol is a little high - can I get a turkey nothing burger?

Fuck everything. What sociopath sets a memorial on fire?

Yeah. I've also met parents who have their kids on travel teams in hopes that they'll someday earn a scholarship and spend an obscene amount per year. I always want to explain that they should put that money in a 529 instead and then their kids will have guaranteed money for college.

That is awful. I could not handle seeing that. That girl is so brave for being able to go through such Hell - I don't think I could.

I know how you feel. This spring, I tripped up the steps to my walk-up and slammed my face full force into the steel and concrete (I was carrying my body weight in groceries so it was an especially hard impact). I ended up with a black eye, a broken nose in two places, and an ugly, red scar. The doctors had no…

God, that is awful. I can imagine that even if the baby didn't suffer trauma, the mother still did. That poor, poor girl.