Well of course she's concerned. She started at the wrong way and missed a pill.

There was a Doctor on NPR who was from Texas. He went into gynecology, specifically performing abortions, after seeing a mother of two bleed out and die as the result of a botched abortion. I remember hearing about my great-grandmother's coat-hanger abortion and how ill it made her. Then again, I don't think people…

Fun fact: as of 2006, only 16% of undergrads at Buffalo completed their coursework within the required four years.

The Belk's by me were selling fake Uggs in hot pink with ribbon corset-style lacing up the back. I want them so bad, but am waiting until the dry season to buy.

Seriously, I am the grumpiest motherfucker ever. A gigantic part of my job is being nice - once I get off work, it's family time and it's not like I can be mean to my kids. So excuse me if I have daydreams of sadistically torturing Sean Hannity or swear like a sailor during my me time - it keeps me nice during the…

I am assuming that certain models don't come in women's sizes. I know when I used to wear Converse high-tops in black (since pink didn't mesh with my semi-goth/emo casual style), they were only available in men's sizes.

Say what you want about Uggs, but I love mine. I hate wearing socks and it allows me to go out in freezing weather and keep my feet toasty. Fashionable? No. Useful? Yes.

Ugh, God, I remember during one of our yearly all-hands meetings, someone alerted me to blood in the women's restroom. Since I am not OSHA certified (since I'm an asssistant, not a housekeeper) I would have to call an off-duty housekeeper in, which is a PITA. I went to examine the blood to see if it was something that…

Yeah, I don't know. A lace front would make far more sense.

Just don't put them in the same room together lest they procreate.

Didn't she admit it was fake a while ago? I remember hearing something about how her hair was totally wrecked after Sam & Cat (another thing we are not allowed to talk to Ms. Grande about) so she just slicked it back and added a faux ponytail.

I don't know how it is in TX, but in SC anyone who may be around immuno-compromised people needs to get tested for TB before starting employment. Hell, I work in a corporate office miles away from any of our residential care facilities and still I needed to get a chest X-Ray before I was eligible to start work because…

Haha I did find that post-partum bleeding for me at least, wasn't as bad as I expected. I've had ovarian cysts so I'm used to monster blood clots. I remember reading horror stories of women in Depends that would just fill with blood and I was expectiing something out of The Shining. I had asked my nurse at the end of…

I can honestly say, that the thing you will realize is that most women don't really hate childbirth as much as they say. It's a pissing contest with a lot of women. My MIL told me all about how giving birth was awful and it ruined her life and yada yada yada (I had not yet learned that she's full-blown crazy). She had…

That's what happened to me (my mom had my brother 6.5 years before me). I apparently was facing the wrong way so they couldn't get a gender but between her symptoms and the way she was carrying, they swore she was having another boy. My brother, who didn't want another baby but made piece with getting a brother, was…

Yeah, I avoided it solely because I had zero appetite for the few days before labor.

Nothing too horrible - boychick #2 did come out still in the amniotic sac, which is rare and kind of cool (since you never really get to see first-hand what an intact amniotic sac looks like). When they lifted him and broke the water, a lovely mix of blood, meconium, and amniotic fluid drenched the OB and nurses. I…

What was the dude? Inquiring minds want to know!

Ahhh no!

That is how my son pooped for the first year and a half of potty training.