I did not know 'sock designer' is a job. Why, oh why, didn't they tell me about this on career day?

Or that Royal baby because they *are* American royalty

Well, also, I don't want to see just your checking account. If you're leading off that you're wealthy and that really is the best thing about you, I want to see your whole damn portfolio. $100k isn't that appealing if you don't have other investments.

Only ironically. Or during summers in the Hamptons.

Haha, I had way more than 37 bobby pins but I think I'm down to five at this point. The rest have been swallowed by my sink, purse, or vacuum cleaner #formerrichladyoftheinternets

Ugh, I just cringed hearing all of those words.

Yeah, I somehow wonder that too. He's in like everything, in these minor roles, yet he can't act. Like, if we all could have jobs doing something we have no skill in, sign me up to be on the Supreme Court, please.

That's what I was thinking. The only time I ever bought something from The Gap was when I needed black dress pants for my restaurant job, had no money, but still had a Gap gift card.

Yeah, but I just feel bad for shitting on Billy Zane. Poor dude's career never took off, whereas Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio have managed to soar.

I hope I'm the same way when I'm her age.

Jesus, I don't think I actually own thirty-seven of anything.

I love my diaper bag. I've been using it through two kids and five collective years. I got it at Target. It's vinyl and entirely wipe down-able. I really don't understand the appeal of fabric diaper bags.

Even five-year-old me is giving that a big old "NOPE".

I usually hate Vera Bradley (if I have to see one more goddamn paisley bag, I might scream - even my diaper bag isn't paisley or pastel) but I am kind of loving the quilted orange and grey leather.

We do need lower rates of recidivism, but I really don't care if Ray Rice never kicks a football again. This incident was not a 'he got mad and smacked his wife'. This was a 'he could have potentially killed his wife and he still doesn't give two craps about it'.

Well, the funny thing is that if a non-NFL person got arrested for child abuse, they may very well lose their jobs. I work in healthcare, and by law if I get arrested for domestic violence, abuse, neglect, drug crimes, etc. I cannot work. Most likely, I will never be able to get a job above minimum wage.

I get that feeling. There are certain celebs that rub me the wrong way because of the first impressions they leave.

I do not know - I know Orthodox Christians do also mark the Epiphany as the day Jesus was baptized.

Personality wise, I get him. There was a cute screen grab on Tumblr where he was sitting with Keira Knightly and the camerman just said "Keira, you look awfully worn out." She gave a shocked look and Benedict intervened with "well, that's an awfully rude thing to say to the most beautiful woman in the world." It was…

That's terrible.