Jesus, I don't think I actually own thirty-seven of anything.

I love my diaper bag. I've been using it through two kids and five collective years. I got it at Target. It's vinyl and entirely wipe down-able. I really don't understand the appeal of fabric diaper bags.

Even five-year-old me is giving that a big old "NOPE".

I usually hate Vera Bradley (if I have to see one more goddamn paisley bag, I might scream - even my diaper bag isn't paisley or pastel) but I am kind of loving the quilted orange and grey leather.

We do need lower rates of recidivism, but I really don't care if Ray Rice never kicks a football again. This incident was not a 'he got mad and smacked his wife'. This was a 'he could have potentially killed his wife and he still doesn't give two craps about it'.

Well, the funny thing is that if a non-NFL person got arrested for child abuse, they may very well lose their jobs. I work in healthcare, and by law if I get arrested for domestic violence, abuse, neglect, drug crimes, etc. I cannot work. Most likely, I will never be able to get a job above minimum wage.

I get that feeling. There are certain celebs that rub me the wrong way because of the first impressions they leave.

I do not know - I know Orthodox Christians do also mark the Epiphany as the day Jesus was baptized.

Personality wise, I get him. There was a cute screen grab on Tumblr where he was sitting with Keira Knightly and the camerman just said "Keira, you look awfully worn out." She gave a shocked look and Benedict intervened with "well, that's an awfully rude thing to say to the most beautiful woman in the world." It was…

That's terrible.

Part of my dad's mid-life Crisis involved him buying and making hats. My heart broke a little after he made a fedora and I had to explain that the fedora is the international sign of the douche.

"Who do you think you are, Ignatius Reilly?" is going to be my new favorite insult.

1) I don't consider Mardi Gras a Catholic holiday - I consider it a booze and cake-filled event.

Oh, the fact that it is called a Chinese auction with the implication that Chinese = cheap.

Yeah, throwing out your daughter's doll for being 'bad' doesn't sound traumatizing at all...

It's not a step in the right direction. A six-game suspension for hitting your partner is a joke. If they really cared about things like this, they would be booting people accused of domestic violence instead of giving them paltry punishments. Let's be honest, if that elevator tape never got released, I doubt Ray Rice…

I now demand a bra made out of Koosh ball material.

If the skirt was a wee bit longer, I would totally buy this look.

I think I would just spend the rest of my days touching those. Are they soft or stiff? Round or prickly?

As a native Hudson Valley person, you speak blasphemy about apples! I do not have enough information to make a complete list of Jewish holidays (all of my knowledge of and experience with Judaism comes from my Jewish friends), but for Catholics the list is like this: