This is what the #NeverForget hashtag was made for.

Birkenstock tried a 20% off sale last week (the logic being 9 + 11 = 20)

And for chocolate one per day for 25 days.

The only objection to this is what about the Epiphany, the only day of the year where your priest will sit and get drunk with you because Jesus?

I think Rosh Hashanah needs a higher ranking because apples and honey are the shit.

I think since it's the last year we can reasonably do family costumes without our kids hating us forever - we're going as the Pokemon gang. I'm going to be Misty, my husband's going to be Ash, boychick #1 is going to be Pikachu, and boychick #2 is going to be Togepi (since he will probably need to be carried anyway).

TBH, dogs would probably do a better job of commissioning the NFL than Rodger Goodell.

Next week: NFL hires small children, child abuse problem solved.

I'm really hoping this guy is not my ex.

That is hysterical!

Ugh, that takes so much effort! Who has the time (or patience) to do that?

Ugh, I forgot about beverage. There is just something about that word that's not okay.

I love Lupita so much!

Yeah, no I kind of feel shitty for putting this guy in the same sentence as Billy Zane. Zane at least now has a cute kid and does work for genocide victims in the Sudan.

"God no, stalkers have balls".

Oh, sweet Jesus no.

Now I'm just picturing him as a poor man's Billy Zane in Titanic.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Yeah, it unfortunately looks like the trolls are back in full force. Damn 4chan - there is no winning against them.

I was just going to say that. Get that dude off of here.