Ugh, that takes so much effort! Who has the time (or patience) to do that?

Ugh, I forgot about beverage. There is just something about that word that's not okay.

I love Lupita so much!

Yeah, no I kind of feel shitty for putting this guy in the same sentence as Billy Zane. Zane at least now has a cute kid and does work for genocide victims in the Sudan.

"God no, stalkers have balls".

Oh, sweet Jesus no.

Now I'm just picturing him as a poor man's Billy Zane in Titanic.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Yeah, it unfortunately looks like the trolls are back in full force. Damn 4chan - there is no winning against them.

I was just going to say that. Get that dude off of here.

What I'm saying is that there does seem to be a discrepancy between white couples and minority or interraccial couples. I was giving my first boyfriend a blowjob in a park after-hours. An officer on patrol saw us and could have very well arrested us for a number of things. Instead, he just said "I'm going to give you…

Yeah, while I do think the calls made to the police were the result of racial profiling (because let's be honest, if there were two white people going at it no one would care), I understand the officer not wanting to talk to the dad. There's no reason to add another person into an already tense situation.

From my weak understanding, you don't have to show ID but you do have to provide your name when asked. And yes, if you are under suspicion unfortunately the police do have the right to detain you until you offer your name.

Typically, Ostomy bags have a special seal so they won't break open, so it's not like you can just dump the contents in the toilet and dispose of the empty bag.

I thought I did - it's basically a combination of a blind auction and a raffle. You typically pay like $5 at the door, light refreshments are served, and you are given a set of tickets with a number (usually you buy the tickets for a penny each). You put your number in a little box in front of various cheap trinkets…

Well, it was a one-night thing as in I left right afterwards and didn't plan on seeing him again. I actually gave him the cold shoulder for a few months, dated some other people, then came 'round back to him.

Tolkien as a metaphor in any situation is an achievement!

No problem - my original wording was shittified.

Well it is a very cute cat. A cat that will wear a hat for more than 10 seconds without freaking out is far better-tempered than any cat I've ever owned.

I explained it in a few posts above. It was poorly written.