I really want to believe that all over Hollywood, there are countless celebrities engaged in a custody battle for Ben Stiller.

I don't fly (I really have no reason to) but I used to frequently take long train trips. I wouldn't wear sweats (I don't wear sweats in public) but leggings or jeans, hoodies, and Ugg boots were a must. If you're going to be sitting, you need comfy pants. Uggs also don't set metal detectors off since they're…

Ah, the "if a tree falls in the forest..." conundrum for the modern political age!

Oh he so does. At least one probably has a moose knitted on it.

I'm #TeamTaylor - no regrets. She has cats, likes television, and wears cute clothes. If I knew her IRL I feel like we would hang out and knit and binge-watch SVU.

I would gladly take you on as a cousin!

Oh man, 15 year old me would have so been the one to throw tampons at Harry Styles.

Yeah, it was awful, and yeah a bunch of assholes paid to see him have sex with unsuspecting college girls. The last time I heard about this (his trial was two years ago), they were unable to locate the subscribers because they used bitcoins. This was far more than a dumbass guy who posts pictures of his naked ex; this…

Yeah, revenge porn is the wrong word (excuse me, since I am a bit ill and my head is fuzzy so I couldn't find the right word) - I just don't know a correct term. Aside from 'being an asshole who exposes his girlfriend' .

I would - wearing steel-toe boots.

We need uniforms.

Seriously, revenge porn bothers the shit out of me so much. I wish everyone who is a rabid consumer of these revenge porn sites gets punched in their genitals.

Yeah that's it - if it was cut different (since boxy cuts look good on maybe .05% of the overall population) and the florals were not on the black background, it wwould be okay.

Apparently - I'm still trying to figure out what that "right" age is (since one of my bosses is 32 and just had baby #2, and got flack for being a mom at her age). And since I'm slender and wear glasses, people always think I am younger. It was an issue when I first started dating my husband because he wore suits…

This dress just feels so dated. Between the neckline, the floral-on-black fabric, and the chiffon, it reminds me of an Easter dress I would've picked when I was 8 or 9 to look more grown-up.

Exactly. I'm still face-palming about the Cairo one. At least I can hope that the first two were out of stupidity, but the third is just so intentional it hurts.

This is not the first time that I've seen companies make jokes around very serious hashtags. Seriously, all you have to fucking do is click the hashtag, read a few tweets, and see what it is about before you tweet. Not that hard.

I would watch the Hell out of that.

Yeah, there was a guy in the pediatrician's office yesterday holding a newborn. He was totally grey with some crow's feet but he was wearing a bad-ass leather jacket and carried an awesome diaper bag. I spent the entire time wondering if he was a young grandpa or an older dad.

Ugh, that story just made me vomit in my mouth a little.