Haha that is funny. I think I would rather be the nanny than the mom. When I tell people that I'm their mom I get a funny "oh...well, good for you!" response.

To be fair, I have the reverse. I had my first at 21 (he's five now) and I've gotten asked if I'm his nanny.

Hi Stepmom!!!

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

A bit - it makes it taste citrus-y. Personally, I fucking hate pineapple (don't judge) and actually prefer the taste of semen to that of pineapple.

Ugh, Nice Guys (TM) are the ultimate opportunists. It's the same with rape stories: they come out in droves declaring that they are soooooo considerate since *they* never raped anyone. What do you want, a fucking medal for not committing a heinous crime?

I have to be honest, I am afraid that he is going to kill her. That wasn't his first time hitting her, and he seemed completely comfortable at humiliating her via spitting on her before the incident happened. The violence he showed was very advanced. And now that he's been cut from the team, he has all the time in…

That's kind of why I like the French term for domestic violence. It's not called domestic violence - it's called something that translates loosely to 'the cycle of escalation and retaliation'. It explains the cyclical nature of it, as opposed to 'domestic violence' which at this point, is a shrouded term in American…

Football is some crazy shit. I've grown up in the US, but I just to this day don't get it. My company deals with residential mental health, and we just got our packet from the NFL regarding their concussion settlement. We don't have any ex-NFL players in our facilities, but if we ever were to get one and they had…

She doesn't even look unhappy; she looks ill. I don't know if it's the fact that her complexion is not meant for bright lights and minimal makeup, but she just looks sallow.

I agree with that too. I don't know how she didn't end up with a massive hematoma from hitting that bar.

I think because of two factors: a) she did slap him (some cops would consider that assault even though it would never hold up); b) they were both really, really drunk. The cops probably couldn't get a coherent story out of either of them so they just arrested them both. It's not right, but it's done.

I'm kind of hoping it's a girl. George doesn't look like he'd be too tolerant of having a spare heir in the picture.

Ugh, I'm sorry for you. I cut my own parents out of my life, and have had to cut a few problematic friends out.

Ugh, I have never actually met a guy who says that "only assholes get girls" who is not himself an asshole. I had a guy friend who had a major crush on a girl. I came to find out that the girl was really shy and was not into making the first move. I told him that and he said "if she doesn't make the first move, I'm…

My husband is a big dude (like broad with massive biceps) and bit of a tummy. He has a Yankees pitching t-shirt that is just amazing. It's all smooth and it's tight on him, and I can feel every inch of his muscle while I rest my head on his chest and he strokes my hair. I wear it when we get out of our shower and it…

Ugh, I am so sorry they said that to you. Mine could have been so much worse. I had a friend who was thrown out at 16 for being a lesbian (luckily her parents took her back after her coach threatened to call Social Services and have the parents arrested), and I've heard so many tales of physical and psychological…

I love that he doesn't understand the difference between approaching a woman you are interested in and shouting "I want that pussy" from the passenger's side of a car. Like there is no step between 'act like a Monk and avert your eyes' and 'catcall'.

Uhura is my spirit animal!

Seconded. I loved your articles!