My mom banked on the fact that I would take care of her when she gets old. I don't get on with her so I already informed my brother that if she needs care, take it out of my end of the inheritance (which is not much) and the trust money she never gave me (which, again is not much but covers roughly a year in assisted…

Yup. It is awful! It was compounded by the fact that I'm skinny and eat like a beast so my grandmother used to joke that I must have a tapeworm.

Also, who uses 'co-eds' when referring to college students anymore? What is this, the '70s.

I was terrified to drink milk for a year after my biology teacher told me how they get a certain type of parasitic worm out of people living in the Amazon.

That's true but unfortunately there are shitty, awful human beings who happen to practice law.

Lawyers like that are the exact reason my husband dropped out of law school.

True, but it shows recklessness. Once or twice might be construed as a clean shot. Nine times in 15 seconds is one step removed from yelling "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker" while shooting.

I thought the chairs were *already* covered in plastic? Are we adding extra plastic?

That's what I was thinking - I mean, she is admitting that she agreed to wrestle a guy naked, but that VH1 would blur things, right? Even if you filmed it *before* dating the guy you're with, why wouldn't you disclose that? That's dealbreaker for some guys.

It's shitty, shitty police work at best. The best part is when the cuffed the suspect. Even if he wasn't dead, you're not going anywhere fast with nine rounds in you.

Oh, I know. If I have to hear one more thing about a cop who did the ice bucket challenge or a cop that gave a dog water as if it excuses the actions in Ferguson and St. Louis, I'm going to fucking lose it. I started at the beginning of this angry and now I just feel tired.

When I watched it - I heard NINE gunshots. Why the fuck does anyone need to unload nine shots on any suspect?

I love that bow!!!

I think violent crimes, including rapes, are different though.

That is true, but then again many rape cases do have little physical evidence.

Out of curiosity, why not?

I think he uses more cream to shave his 'stache than my husband uses to shave his entire head (and he has a full, thick mane of Spanish-Italian hair).

I thought it was what Fendi was selling to go on purses this season.

Where I live, the cops won't file domestic violence complaints if both parties are present. Here is the logic in my state:

Ugh, the car masturbators are the worst! Between living in the South with the car masturbators (reason #1256 that I am happy I am no longer a pedestrian so I don't have to see that) and then NYC with the subway masturbators (who sometimes do it right in your face), I can't decide which is worse.