Have you ever ridden the subway in NYC? Particularly the 1, L, or G lines?

Yeah, that's my thought. Who the hell wants to swim with soggy underwear? That sounds terrible. Then again, I don't understand why people swim in the ocean wearing giant cover-ups. Why would you want to be weighed down like that?

We had both PC and Mac labs on campus, since we had an extensive art program.

HAHA no I didn't. I did once tell a cashier "only God can judge me" when I was buying diapers, baby formula, and four red bulls at two a.m.

It was like that. 99% of the time he was just a silent bro.

I am happy I am not alone with this! I got serious side-eye from the cashier at CVS last time.

This was like when the IT guy yelled at our history professor for wanting to download QuickTime in order to show us a documentary on Monticello, of all things. His reasoning was that "QuickTime is for porn".

This reminds me of a history professor I once had - he was your typical British eccentric type - who wanted to show a documentary on Thomas Jefferson. The only problem was that the documentary could only be shown in QuickTime. Our IT guy chewed the professor out, saying that the only reason people use QuickTime…

That's what I was going to say! LinkedIn, while useful, is like the opposite of fun.

You bring the glasses, I'll bring the male tears.

I cannot star this enough!

Well, according to my mum I'm the antichrist, so you're in good company here :)

Kudos to using the word 'succor' - it's an underutilized word in our language.

See, I work a front line position (assistant) so I have to stifle both a laugh and a smirk.

And this wasn't even Affluenza kid's first offense! He was reportedly stopped for reckless driving and cops discovered open liquor bottles and a naked 14 year old in his car.

See I just can't get past the price of certain items of hers. There's no way I'm spending $10 on lipstick that isn't long-wear (full disclosure: I am wearing Wet 'N' Wild lipstick as I type this. Don't judge me too harshly).

I fully support the campaign for Weird Al to play the Superbowl halftime show,

See, for me it was that I don't have patience for people. My brother has the patience of a saint with these types of things, crazy family and all, so he had the huge mega-wedding instead.

I eloped and it was awesome. Still going strong after almost seven years :)

I agree with this.