Because you still need a medical professional or paraprofessional to declare death for recording purposes.

I had to actually log off twitter last night. I posted something about Ferguson and it drove up ever racist out of the woodwork saying "but they're chanting death to whiitey! there's been drive-bys!" and whatever other information right wing pundits are giving them (which all happens to be untrue).

Good luck with your depression - it is a bitch and I wish you all the best.

Exactly - the vast majority of patients at PP are there for everyday services. There are only two remaining PPs in our state, and I would hate to see them be underutilized.

I hate people like that. My husband is asthmatic and his mother had six cats growing up. He would spend months out of every winter in hospital due to respiratory problems exacerbated by the cats. She didn't think he was allergic; she thought that he didn't like cats and was trying to spite her.

Exactly. And you can be a size 0 or 2 without being a runway model. I'm a size 0, but I have really muscular thighs and glutes from years of yoga and ballet. It's actually the reason I like Beyonce - she has large thighs, but she totally owns them.

That's it. I have some friends who are taller than me and they are big. Not fat, just big. I don't think my 6'2 and up friends will ever have a waifish look, and they are beautiful the way they are.

You're fucking kidding, right? Michelle Obama's arms are TONED. Like super toned.

Personally, I think Orgy-Porgy should be chanted in all group scenarios.

I was thinking that they changed whatever you were watching on a Sunday over to 60 minutes.

Like how boring are these ghosts? And how rustic is this cabin?

That is awful. Thank you for sharing that story.

It's difficult. For stalking in my state, you have to send a certified letter to them saying that you want to be left alone and then have two documented incidences of stalking/harrassment in which law enforcement was contacted." So, essentially you're shit out of luck unless your stalker is an idiot. No wonder my…

Yeah, that's the way ours is run too - I've been in municipal buildings and courtrooms that have less security. The nice thing is that the two adjacent properties also have CCTV cameras, have "reserved for company x clients only" parking spaces, and have no loitering signs. That prevents protesters from stopping…

I am so sorry that happened to you. Yeah, they'll scream at anyone.

It's awful. I went to Planned Parenthood for an annual this year. The property does all it can to make sure that the anti-abortion crowd stays far away with the cooperation of other tenants in the commercial park.

Yeah, now that I am married and I see some of them as adults, I slap myself for fantasizing about them. Some have kept their looks, but are still as dumb as a bag of rocks.

And it's the awkward "I wanna fuck everyone" sexuality that is so realistic - like your sexuality at 13 has no actual direction, it's all just hormones. Like seriously, awkward, wild-haired, braces-wearing me was definitely mentally undressing many people in a day.

Yeah - I love the guy. It sucks that his OCD is getting worse, but he and I (and frankly, the entire side of his family) are the best - straight up because they are all so goddamn sarcastic and witty.

I know! I was so much like Tina growing up and it's nice to see a teenager who is both awkward and has a ridiculously hormone-induced sexuality.