There was an essay written by a gentleman who was a sociopath and his moral compass was actually fascinating. For example, a girl absolutely poured her heart out to him that she loved him and he lied and said he wasn't interested in her. He said that he had a girlfriend, but his friend was really interested in her…

Jesus Christ. People are awful.

The illuminati is now infiltrating our overpriced dancewear.

yes, I know that. Still, it makes picking them a bitch.

Someone gifted us a huge bag of organic limes this spring, in addition to other treats (he's an importer so he gets some damn good stuff). I felt like a goddamn queen. I was kind of hoping for an apocalypse so I could use my limes as currency.

I agree with this one! But only because I'm allergic to mangoes.

Yeah, I re-read Brave New World this year and I was like wait...I would be able to have an artificial womb carry a baby, have unrelenting sex, and sedate myself for days at a time? Where do I sign up!

What in ever-loving fuck is that?

I told those trees it was a bad idea to unionize.

Mother Nature is the ultimate Job Creator.

Free People needs to go away. Their products are overpriced and I really want to think that their market is a bunch of ballerina wannabees that sickle their foot while at Pure Barre.

Thank you!

The 48 Laws of Power is actually a pretty good book.

I hate that she felt that she had to say that she should've risen above this. It's heartbreaking in a way that I can't articulate.

I've heard that people who are frequent internet trolls exhibit other behaviors in line with psychopathy, such as extreme narcissism, sadism, and Machiavellian tendencies. A University of Manitoba (yay Manitoba!) found a strong correlation between trolling and traits on the Dark Tetrad.

I love the one in the middle.

Yup, I've wanted to go ballistic, but I know better.

Not sure if someone said this already, but baby panda triplets were born and survived their first 15 days :)

What does the C stand for?

Exactly, hence the focus on "your own" pool/tub.