Add Stacey "don't say gay" Campbell to the group and it would be a trifecta :)

I'm going to say this, but lately I haven't been a huge fan of Rita Ora's fashion. She wore much more interesting things before teaming up with Iggy Azalea and doing Fifty Shades. It's like she''s lost the fashion component that made her interesting.

Yeah but even if they were 'joking', which is probably not the case since this guy is a fuckwit psychopath, it's still not right to use such a loaded term on social media. Even if my husband consensually takes a riding crop to my ass, it would be in terrible taste to tweet 'beat the shit out of my wife tonight lol'.

I don't even remember. It was for an environmentalism class. The first paper of that course was on a biological or chemical threat of our choosing. I chose Legionnaire's Disease, only to find out someone in the science department actually had Legionnaire's back in the day. They gave me interviews, access to files, and…

My husband (who is white but Hispanic) had a similar thing happen to him. He was driving a new black Honda civic with a spoiler kit and he was pulled over for failure to signal. The officer was polite until he saw my husband's last name ends with a z. They pulled him out by the back of the shirt and searched every…

Sadly, no. He was already the ex by that point - and I think half the reason he broke up with her was because she would be lapsed 364 days (like drinking, dancing, celebrating Christmas lapsed) but on a day where he wanted to do something fun, she would be like "I'm a Jehovah, I can't do that! How can you be so…

I made it to 26 without learning to drive legally (I can drive legally now) and I hadn't been raptured - things can work out!

Hahaha that was like when our friend (who was a lapsed Jehovah's Witness) would hum "When I Get To Heaven" when she was anxious. One time, her ex turned around and said "you know, if they only allow 144,000 into Heaven, it' s more of an if than a when".

Catholics are loads of fun!

Our Catholic asses always get left behind.

Ugh, State Senator Mike Fair (R-Greenville) is trying to introduce "reasoned debate" (i.e. Evangelical theology) into all studies of science in public schools. I wish I could have gotten out of my paper on the petrified forest by being like "this isn't real because Jesus".

I remember people freaking out about the rapture in 2011. I was texting my husband and he didn't respond for like 20 minutes. Finally I was like "dude, if you're getting raptured, at least have the decency to send a text".

I would love if someone signed an e-mail as "warm retards" - I am giggling like a junior high schooler at the thought/

Hahaha my office was like that: we were all assigned things to bring. One year, the event coordinator invited us to a Thanksgiving where the theme was "salads". Someone did bring a snickers salad, which I'm entirely sure was done out of spite.

I am always petrified that I am going to say "fuck you" instead of "thank you" to clients I don't care for.

I was reading about rattlesnakes and they are saying that most snake bites victims in the Southeast US are: a) men; b) between 18-29; c) intoxicated at the time of contact.

Someone wrote a piece for the Good Men Project called "It Takes a Village to Raise these Rapists". It was a great read about how it's not just personal failure or parental failure, it's an entire community that has failed by teaching young men that they are invincible to consequences because they can run fast or throw…

I know, I always worry that my stories don't sound plausible when it comes to injuries. When I first started dating my husband, I walked into an ajar door and got a black eye. I was like "yep, no one's gonna believe this."

I know, I can't even. I want someone to tell me again all about how there is no such thing as rape culture. I can promise my response will not be pleasant.

Yeah, you can get away with not paying it back, but most people don't know that. They are still allowed to charge people through the nose, though.