Yeah, I could not sleep with my kids in the room. Prince #1 slept in his bassinet with us until 4 months, but then he started moving/kicking way too much and it was too noisy. Prince #2 maybe got a week of co-sleeping in with us but he was just too much. He would fuss in the middle of the night, like be asleep but…

That's it, my kids get at least one shiner a year from falling down off of something (the last was from rolling out of bed) - luckily no stitches yet, but they're still young.

The seawater thing is so fucking dangerous, it is not okay. That can fuck up your organs if consumed in large doses. I'm usually not all 'call CPS' when it comes to whackjob parenting but that is outright dangerous.

Yeah I think attachment parenting has to be something both parties want. I have one or two friends who did it for a while (like two or three years and came out fine), but that's because they are both into it together. Another one of my friends was batshit crazy about it though. She wouldn't let anyone else take the…

They might be delicious otherwise, but the batch I had once was just terrible. It was like chewing really salty styrofoam.

I don't get the Kale hate. Kale is fucking delicious and it's high in Vitamin K.

Yeah she needs some better make up, a better background, and a more favorable hair color. That single-process ink black hair is doing her no favors - and I can say that as someone who is super pale..

Yeah I've never imagined spiting a small child or their mother. And yes, putting cashiers in that position is a shitty thing to do and it's exactly what this guy did.

Yeah, I'm not trying to be judgmental at all and obviously there's a wide berth of responses - I was just curious about how other people sleep. Unless you're sharing a living space with someone, you really don't know what other people wear to sleep. My husband sleeps naked and my college roommate slept naked so I…

Cats are judgemental little beasts. I asked my husband about nighttime farting and his response was "you snore so loudly that I wouldn't be able to hear a fart otherwise". I figured that I snore since I have a deviated septum that I've been waiting to get fixed, but still...

I have to assume someone that hates women or vaginas. It just sounds painful. I one time had my husband's shower gel accidentally slip up there when shower time turned into shower sex and it was irritating as all Hades. I could not imagine wanting to do it to myself voluntarily on a regular basis.

I mean shoving the soap up the vaginal canal.

Yeah, I'm not talking about washing the vulva or labia - these women would actually stick the bar up the vaginal canal.

I feel like "Fart Shields" could be a very lucrative business.

OMG. I just can't. How did she not roll her eyes?

I do think it also helps that I have small boobs. My friend is an F cup and has to wear two sports bras just to sleep in. She's amazed that it's 2014 and we still haven't invented comfortable sleeping clothes for women with large breasts.

Yeah, I think that's the thing, by the time I hit puberty we were being taught those things were bad and unnecessary.

Well yeah, but ass cleaning doesn't need to be as delicate as vagina cleaning. There is no reason any healthy person needs to be vigorously soaping their vagina on a daily basis.

Apparently. I could not imagine wanting to do that more than once, though! That shit has to be irritating.

I keep a pair of clothes on top of my covers - especially since I have little ones that might wake me up in the middle of the night. The one thing I am paranoid about is shoes. One time, the apartment under mine had a small fire and we needed to evacuate. Coat? check. Hat? check. Emergency kit? check. Shoes? no…