Not saying that a woman assaulting a man is okay, but when there is that much of a size difference, HE SHOULD HAVE NOT HIT HER. He could have easily killed her. He had the choice to walk away and he didn't. If my toddler hits me, would you advocate me punching them out? Because size-wise, we're talking about the same…

I wonder wear she found them. Not to sound offensive, but I'm pretty sure that my grandma bought the exact same pair of shoes for her Caribbean cruise. Then again, Grandma is a badass.

I hope it does. I really don't get the appeal of it and I live in a major SEC hub. I've already told my husband (and he fully agrees) that our boys are NEVER playing football. They don't need to have Dementia at 45 over a sport. California just passed a low that high school full-contact practices can be no longer than…

This is the most beautiful writing I have ever seen. Bonus points for it being about farts.

Like a curly-haired Eric Northman :)

It's about discomfort, so he told me. He also likes to make girls put honey in their hair.

While being worn. Nice white knickers on a girl.

And THAT is exactly why I can't watch Twilight without laughing.

Different strokes for different folks. I was even too squicked out, just shocked. There were a lot of things I were expecting, but that was not one of them.

Haha I am fine with most fetishes (I have a friend, who is now a higher-up at a Tech company, that loves putting baked beans into girls' knickers) but my rule is simple: if your fetish is something less vanilla than dirty talk or spanking, tell that person before engaging in coitus with them.

Okay mine is kind of gross and probably definitely not going to win, but it is the story of how I lost my virginity.

Yup, and for us ladies who were raped in a well-lit parking lobby, wearing no makeup and jeans, in front of a security camera - what about us?

That is just...well, I don't even know. So in addition to being gay, apparently the dog liked to take his top off on Bourbon Street? Man, that dogs sounds awesome.

Why Mardi Gras beads?? I am so confused!

When you're pointing them at something, there is.

That is legit crazy. How did you all not crack up laughing about this? I don't think I would be able to keep it together.

Thanks. Now that melody is stuck in my head.

I can agree with that - some are crazy. The office I worked at was high-end and on the East Coast. My uncle was the owner, and got constant requests to do crazy shit like Reiki and chakra balancing on people's pets.

Gun Safety 101: Until proven otherwise, always assume the gun is loaded.

With a dumbass owner like that, I doubt it.