What the fuckkity fuck? That poor cat. It's 10:44 EST and I am ready to quit the internet today.

That is awesome. Thank you for doing that. I know that food banks sometimes have trouble accommodating people with dietary restrictions, such as the Muslim population in my area. Every little bit helps.

Exactly. When the CEO of my company decided to go vegan, he knew he couldn't do it safely on his own, so he ended up having to consult a nutritionist. That's not something that most people making non-CEO salaries can do.

Fuck this noise.

Goddamn it cassiebear for making me laugh out loud at work.

Don't forget the mascara wand thing for pap smears! "You won't feel it" is the biggest lie.

Yeah, the plastic ones are great. I find that hospitals tend to use metal, still. It makes going to hospital for a burst cyst so much more unpleasant.

Yes, but still, I shouldn't have to drench all my shit in Clorox like it's a deleted scene from Breaking Bad.

I keep a stash at my office too, next to the band-aids, ibuprofen, and sewing kit.

Very true.

I think it should be a law that all gel lubricants for pelvic exams need to be warmed first. I have a pelvic today and hot damn that shit is cold. I guess I'm spoiled from my last OB/Gyn who did warm his lubricant with a device similar to a shaving cream warmer.

That is the best review of anything that I've read all week

Yeah but the metal speculums are awful. They pinch and are cold. Plastic is much more comfortable but it hasn't caught on everywhere due to cost.

Yes. I just didn't get it. I think my friend (who also went to Dartmouth) was furious since she herself is dyslexic and forces herself to read at least an extra book a week so she can keep up with her peers.

No not at all, but I think there are books that are both not Danielle Steele or Twilight out there.

I really don't get it either. I understand that not everyone likes the same books, but goddamnit there's got to be at least one book out there that you like.

Haha I agree! At least E.L. James has encouraged my "friends" who previously listed "I don't read" under the "books" section of Facebook to actually have a goddamn book listed.

Unfortunately, you are a bit correct. It seems like more people eat up YA-type stuff these days than anything else. One of my friends put it best: "I'm okay if you absolutely love YA fiction, but hot damn pick up a grown-up book once in a while".

I feel like HRH is really cheeky in private. I feel like Phillip also rolls his eyes at her.

I wholeheartedly agree.