Thank you :) Good luck with your novel!!

Yeah it pissed me off when I heard one of the mommy bloggers encouraging women to buy bullwhips for their men due to Fifty Shades. My Master's taken classes and he won't even use a bullwhip because he doesn't trust himself with it yet. You can lacerate an organ if you don't know what you're doing.

Well, to be fair, my Master started dominating me when he was 22 and I was 19. He wasn't a jackwad like the 18-20 year olds you referenced though, because he actually used the site to speak to experienced Masters and get ideas and insights from them so he can learn. A very popular FetLifer that we had come across on…

True. I just think she may have been a bad casting choice.

Fuck it, this type of erotica has been around for centuries!

True. My husband was so depressed to see her do this role. She's also lost a ton of weight too. In Ben and Kate, she was curvy and cute (love the Baby Ruth Bader Ginsberg Costume, which I am stealing for Halloween) but now she just is boring.

I have to say it gives me hope. I am pursuing a BFA in Creative Writing, and if this crap can sell, I have some potential...

Yeah, there's a few MsAnastasiaSteeles and MrGreysSluts out there, and no, they had no fucking clue what they were getting into. They have no understanding what BDSM really is, so usually when they PM/Friend Request me or my Master, I kind of school them that 24/7 M/s is not all sexy dates and nice clothes. A lot of…

They were sex shop handcuffs that were supposed to be police grade. I could just wiggle out of them because I have tiny wrists and then the chain broke from me twisting. I found hot pink cable ties at Lowe's though, and I'm in love with them.

Also, minor beef - why doesn't Dakota Johnson ever smile? Like ever?

Motherfucker. Now I'm just sad and mad. Seriously, I hope someone sues E.L. James' sorry ass for a shit ton of copyright infringement.

Ugh, I know. I'm honestly at the point where I don't even friend girls on FetLife that have fifty shades related names. I'm sick of correcting their 18 year old asses.

Exactly. Christian Grey isn't a kinkster, he's an abusive twat with money.

Exactly.

Yeah, that's the amusing thing. All the girls I know that fawn over this book have never tried BDSM in their life, which just makes me kind of sad.

It doesn't help.

It's awful here. I briefly saw a counselor for PTSD after my rape, but since it was a free program, the state mandated that patients could only be seen for six sessions.

I hear us privileged victims get 5% off at Costco every Thursday.

Bumping as well.

I can agree with the fact that it's not always a great smell (I couldn't stand the smell of dick in my first trimester), but if the smell turns you off every time (like it does the author), there's something strange about that.