And now that I think about it, the Walmart in my area has giant yellow signs on every entrance reminding you to make sure that you haven't left children or pets in the car.

Yeah, I only go to Wal-Mart because my bank is located there - it was the only bank I could find that would take me on with a shit ton of student loan debt without charging me an insane amount each month. But seriously, I go in, use the ATM, and leave. Every time I'm there, it always seems like everyone is yelling.

It doesn't move at all and her lips are stretched back and pencil-thin. She's always in pain because of it too.

Um, I'm already riding some other dude's big dick, so um, no thanks.

That is the beset thing I have ever heard. I <3 you.

Um, I'm 26 so idk who you're talking to :)

Ugh, yeah I am okay with plastic surgery if you are flat chested and want to wear a wider option of clothing so you go up a cup size, or if you want a breast reduction, or if you want something that is seriously wrong fixed. But Botox, collagen, unnecessary labiaplasty, butt implants? Hell to the No.

"The young ones really like big dick"

#notallwhitegirls

"My 8 inch cock"

The idea of spending 13 hours inside a Wal-Mart gives me a panic attack. I can barely stomach 15 minutes in there.

That's what I was wondering - I've been to several funerals where guests have been asked NOT to wear black. One funeral I went to wanted us to wear bright colors because the deceased would have rather had a celebration of life than a funeral.

Our parents send us to protocol school, we put on a fluffy dress, and then we forget half of what we were taught the second we enter college.

Yeah, we had Aramark in our main dining hall and Sodexo in our smaller meal service areas (like the library cafe). By sophomore year, the entire campus switched to Sodexo because no one was eating in the main dining hall.

Some prisons now put you in a black smock for mug shots, kind of like what you wear for senior pictures in high school.

Haha that reminds me of introducing my husband to Cards Against Humanity

Well I think it's because all licensed facilities need to run sex offender checks and criminal background checks by law, so him being re-hired as a nurse isn't much of an issue anyway.

It doesn't go away. I'm a mom and I wonder how I am legally allowed to have children. Yesterday, I lost my car keys. I spent four hours searching for them until learning that I left them in the freezer.

Yeah I was kind of amazed when one of the topics in my county's election was to allow liquor sales on Sundays (it passed by like 92%). I don't drink, so it was amazing for me to realize that there are still places that aren't allowed to sell liquor on Sunday.

I live in the South now, where it is bad, but I don't know...it's not as clueless. People down here who say racist things know what they're saying - as opposed to the kids I went to high school in Westchester with who thought the n-word was perfectly fine "because there were no black people in earshot".